[恍神] 老媽做飯可以亂吃,面對老爸話不能亂說
最近我媽因為走路沒看前面,摔了很大一交
兩手手掌跟膝蓋都腫起來,已經連續糊好幾天的藥了。
理所當然,家裡唯二剩下的我爸跟我,必須把家裡的家事全攤掉
(也理所當然,通常都是我做.....)
今天晚上,吃完老媽做的一桌好菜,
(她手包兩球還是可以煮飯,我真的很佩服她,俐落的咧)
我媽斜眼看著我老爸:「今天誰要倒垃圾啊~~?」
我爸看著我:「jadechen你去。」
我:「那碗你要洗。」
我媽兔曹我老爸:「你就只會苦毒你女兒啦!還好我受傷,不然你也不會幫我~~」
(我爸跟我媽常在家裡這樣一句來一句去,五四三畫虎爛,所以小孩也是有樣學樣XD)
我爸故意瞪我媽一眼:
「(台語)哩哥共!拿一枝甲哩貢呼死喔!」(你再說,拿一根((棍子))打死你喔!)
然後我在一旁很自然的就接了:
「哩洗賣拿都幾枝甲伊貢呼死,馬公呼清湊ㄟ~~~」
(你是要拿哪一根打死她,也說清楚點~~)
我爸:「....................(囧)」
我:「......................(囧)(OS:幹,接太順了。)」
我媽:「阿哈哈哈哈哈~~~JADECHEN妳這變態色情狂~~~」
笨點一,我居然對我老爸開黃腔。
笨點二,我媽很歡樂。真不知道她在歡樂個啥子。
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我爸:「(對著我媽)ㄟ,ㄗㄟ丟洗哩查某囝啦!哩嘎出來ㄟ啦!」
(ㄟ,這就是你女兒啦,你教出來的啦)
我媽:「謀哇ㄟ抵呆喔!打ㄍㄟ攏共伊救像立ㄟ啦!」
(沒我的事喔!大家都說她很像你啦!)
我:「...........我去洗澡了。」
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