[無言] 我有穿褲子啦!!媽...
首次PO笨版~不好笑請小力噹~~~(女生可能比較看得懂)
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前幾天在漢神敗了一件長版的白色毛衣外套後~
昨天決定跟朋友看電影時,一定要穿出門亮相一下~
長版的衣服有兩種搭法~(就我所知道的啦)
可以單穿~把拉鍊拉起來~裡面穿褲襪或是內搭褲
或是把拉麵拉開~裡面穿牛仔褲...
於是我就把牛仔褲和內搭褲和褲襪都拿出來~
開始一一試穿~
在客廳的大鏡子前晃來晃去的~剛好我媽在看電視
她看韓劇dvd哭得正精采..我也不敢叫她幫我看
最後我決定~要採取第一種穿法~
就是裡面穿厚內搭褲~搭長靴~
一切都非常的ok~
拎著包包...下樓出一樓的鐵門....
就在我快出我家巷口時~
我聽到熟悉的聲音大聲喊著!!!
" 妹阿!!! 妳出門怎麼沒穿褲子就跑出去了?!!!褲子還在沙發上阿!!"
(以上全部用霹靂無敵大聲的台語...)
後來我就回她: " 我有穿內搭褲啦!!!吼~~~~ "
我媽居然回我: "廢話! 出門當然要穿內褲阿!!!你給我回來穿褲子再去玩!! "
(不知道為什麼她快生氣了耶...)
結果我看到樓上鄰居...特地開窗看我有沒有穿褲子
來查完戶口要回家的警察~
也把目光停在我下半身............(還剛好被我抓到 XD)
冏......
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