[聽錯] 有點限制級 學弟的第一次
有個處男學弟前陣子交了一個高雄的女朋友
因為是遠距離戀愛 他們兩個只要一見面絕對是乾柴碰上烈火
在前幾次的約會中已經上了三壘 身為一個身體健康的大學生
當然會想要更往前進一步 隔一次約會 他們直接約在溫泉旅館
所謂司馬召之心路人皆知 學弟準備好了套套要上戰場
我提醒了他 先把自己槍桿子擦乾淨 裡面的子彈清一清 明天可以用比較久
不然第一次很容易一下就繳械 學弟聽了進去
約會的隔天 我當然好心的問一下當天的狀況怎麼樣
學弟說:沒有成功 硬不太起來....
一個血氣方剛的20歲男大生碰到這種問題可是千百個不願意啊!
學弟又繼續說下去:我昨天聽你的話在上場前五分鐘把子彈都先清空........
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