[無言] 你敢剪我就..

看板StupidClown作者 (diemercy)時間17年前 (2007/08/11 20:53), 編輯推噓76(76推 0噓 6→)
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話說國中的時候.....男女合班 男男女女雖然感情很好,但偶爾也會發生一點爭執.... 以下要講的事情讓小弟我非常的無言 (內容有一點點點點............的西斯) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 一天,坐在我前面的男女 座位示意圖如下 男 女 我 爭執男喜歡爭執女...這事實是全班都知道的 男也常常去惹女生生氣(國中生打情罵俏...囧) 這次似乎是男生搶女生的考卷想看女的分數(女那次考很爛不想給人看....) 女:給我拿回來 男:不要....咬我阿(國中生愛用詞) 女:(拿出剪刀....) 我:(臉部形成囧字狀...太誇張了吧...) 男:有種剪我.....(來不及說完) 女沒等他說完已經把她的剪刀尻住男的下面了 我當場嚇到...原本想要阻止....但想說還是算了...看看好戲XD 女:再不拿來我就剪下去 (剪刀已經架在上面了....) 此時笨點來了..................... 男:你敢剪我就強姦你 你敢剪我就強姦你 你敢剪我就強姦你 你敢剪我就強姦你 我當場笑了出來...........他難道要用手強姦嗎...... 這是小弟笨板第一PO.....希望大家喜歡 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.160.36.195
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哈~
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哈哈~
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當初被剪了現在就只能肛肛了
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哈哈........
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結果那個女的怎麼反應 @@"
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女：等你這句話等好久了.......
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剪了他，看他怎麼姦 (等著看好戲)
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重點是....後續呢？
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[超幹]被一個恰查某買到還夾不住一根小雞雞
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[超幹]還沒幹活就要被剪掉
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XDDDDDD
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強姦你~強姦你~強姦你~我剪~我剪~我剪~
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[超幹] 怎麼會有男生小到剪不到
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續集~~續集~~
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重點是 後續勒!!
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最後到底有沒有在一起 好好奇喔
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才正要高潮就給我低潮... 就像原PO不貼後續一樣唉 (茶)
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有笑有推
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[新聞]男性國中生拿被X掉的生殖器強姦加害女性國中生
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樓上我笑了XDDDDD
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樓樓上害我想玩推齊~XD
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好笑!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈XDDDDDD 想看後續~~~
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哈哈哈
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哈哈哈~
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後續後續!
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m大的推文太好笑了
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很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超級好笑......
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最後當然是剪掉啦 = = 原PO完成好友的遺志 姦了她
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XDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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~在一起在一起在一起~
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男:唉..被發現了...其實我是九尾妖狐 我有九條XX
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女:那就晚ㄧ點剪>////<
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[超幹]被一個恰查某買到還夾不住一根小雞雞 XD
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喀擦!喀擦!剪剪剪剪剪剪剪剪前前前/
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哈哈哈本文好笑推文也好笑!!!!
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刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀刀
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後續!後續!
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叉滴
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後續後續(敲碗~~)
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笑到...........整個翻掉
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續後續(敲碗~~)
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幹~!!!!笑死了 哈哈哈哈哈
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想看後續拉~~~
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噗哈哈哈
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腦殘國中生.....萬惡國中生...國家未來的人才....
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呵呵...我們也當過國中生啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD~~
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我曾經也是白目國中生阿~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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男:唉..被發現了...其實我是馬八 我有八條XD
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放課後的禁斷
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女:是不是到公海了!!
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好笑....
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[新聞]男性國中生拿被X掉的生殖器強姦加害女性國中生
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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[新聞]男性國中生拿被X掉的生殖器強姦加害女性國中生
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一開始還反應不過來笨點哪= = 原來重點是怎麼強姦
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我有個問題... 那是要先剪後姦 還是先姦後剪呢?
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後續!後續!
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下面勒！下面的沒了？
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下面被剪掉啦
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這就是青春啊~~
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男 : 還好我有2根 你剪了一根 我用另一根姦你 \(^▽^)/
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看不出...原來樓上被剪過!?!?
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他吃了 惡魔的果實嗎?
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狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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尻~我噴的螢幕都是咖啡!!幹
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[新聞]女性國中生拿已X掉的生殖器肛肛加害男性國中生
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[新聞]女性國中生拿已X掉的生殖器肛肛加害男性國中生
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[新聞]女性國中生拿已X掉的生殖器肛肛加害男性國中生
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聞]女性國中生拿已X掉的生殖器肛肛加害男性國中生 XD
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