[大哭] 最近我跟電梯有仇喔..=.="
話說上次經歷過電梯阿伯的事件(詳情請看17816篇)
我又跟電梯結緣了...=.="
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正當我剛睡醒頭暈暈,想要買個晚餐吃,
走到電梯前面,因為剛睡醒頭就頂在電梯門那裡,
等著等著電梯門開了,緩緩的抬起我的頭。
哇咧,剛好一個妹妹也在電梯門口,只是他要出來。(我是租外面的)
那個妹妹沒想到有人會在電梯門口,愣了一下
然後女孩子的自然反應出現了.........=.="
是的,她抬起腳,往我的第二生命方向踢了下去!
此腳蘊含了十成功力外加被嚇到的潛力!
可謂驚天地泣鬼神!
這一下,我完全醒了,夾著腿猛跳,眼淚都快飆出來了!
經過這件事情,我體會到牛頓力學的精隨
"被妹用腳踢到第二生命的作用力,與妹正不正呈反比"
(所以那個妹不正,不用伸圖惹)
相信如果是超級正妹,鄉民們也會夾著腳,很有風度的露出微笑說:
"小姐,你腳沒受傷吧"
五樓你說是吧=______=
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