[無言] 小妹妹,哥哥只是哄妳阿..
拍照時遇到不配合的小朋友應該怎麼辦呢?
方法不外乎騙吃、騙喝、騙玩具之類的,效果也都不錯。
就在前幾天,我用「等一下哥哥請你吃巧克力」這個理由逗一個小妹妹笑,
她也真的笑了。
因為小妹妹的配合度高,所以進度很快,沒多久就拍完了。
正當我以為事情已經告一段落時,那個小妹妹居然跑過來抱住我的小腿,
用那種可以制人於死地的笑容對我說:
「哥哥~我的巧克力呢?」
『......』
「巧克力、巧克力,你說要給我巧克力的!」
『這..這個嘛...』
她說著說著好像就要哭出來了,偏偏我對小孩子跟女人最沒辦法(而她又是綜合體),
只好頻頻用求救的眼神看著她父母。
於是她的媽媽就跑過來啦:
「Amy,別這樣,那個哥哥只是哄妳的。」
「才不是呢!哥哥說要買給我的!哥哥你說對不對?」她說完又用水汪汪的大眼睛看著我,
好像認定我一定會買給她的樣子。
『ㄟ..這個這個....』我開始語無倫次了。
Amy好像也看出我是在哄她的,說話開始帶有一點哭音:
「嗚..大哥哥騙我...嗚哇哇.....」說著說著就真的大哭了起來。
就在大家不知如何是好時,助理1號(母)就跑過來說:「好啦好啦,別哭了,大哥哥說要
買給妳啦~」
然後她就用"快點跟她說你會去幫她買"的眼神看著我。
『....對對對,大哥哥我要去買巧克力了,乖乖別哭喔~』
然後她馬上就不哭了:
「哥哥我要吃金莎喔。」
我:『我要"一顆"金莎。』
店員:「...不好意思,我們只剩"五包裝"的。」
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