[恍神] 公車糗事2 o(〒﹏﹏〒)o
話說公車上的糗事還真多= =''
繼上次翻倒珍奶事件後
我又想起了另一件笨事
那是個浪漫的黃昏
補習完準備回家的我踏著愉快的心情
坐上了紅9
看了看
嗯....
果然沒位子
而且巧的是也沒人站著
喔好吧
站就站
於是我直覺性的站在後門旁邊
手抓著欄杆
一邊欣賞風景
一邊偷看坐在我前面的帥哥
一切都是這麼美好......
突然間
又是一個煞車!!!!!
碰!!!!!!
我整個手放空
往前連滾了3圈(我記得沒錯好像是前滾翻)
~( ̄□ ̄)~(_□_)~( ̄□ ̄)~(_□_)~( ̄□ ̄)~
並且成"大"字型的趴在司機先生的旁邊
我傻了..當時的我實在沒有勇氣爬起來面對其他乘客
腦中一片空白
...........
你以為事情就這樣結束了嗎?
不= =
話說我那天穿的是裙子呢
就再我鼓起勇氣要爬起來的同時
我聽到一個小女孩的聲音
”媽媽~那個姐姐的內褲好醜喔”
”噓~店店~囝仔人賣黑白攻為”
”而且他腿好胖”
(/‵Д′)/ ~ ~ ~ ===▆▆▇▇██◤
從此之後...........
我再也不搭必須一個人站著的公車
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