Re: 我爸媽講話真的很猛

看板StupidClown作者 (111)時間17年前 (2007/01/26 22:45), 編輯推噓68(68推 0噓 12→)
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我也來出賣一下家父母好了... 母:你愛我嗎? 父:你很三八耶 母:你才四九勒 父:.....(沉默)... 母:我要是死了 你可要對我守身如玉喔 路邊的野花你別採 父:....(沉默).... 母:你覺得要火葬還是土葬?? 火葬好了 比較簡單 父:....隨便啦... 母:你覺得我的葬禮要不要訂個價目表阿 比如14999以上的白包送寬庭的毛巾 7999以上 14999以下 就送法蝶的好了 7999以下就免送毛巾了 不過低消是1300 父:那你要不要乾脆來跟中國信託推個聯名卡算了 還可以自動扣繳 母:阿...萬一有大戶怎麼辦?? 父:那就送寬庭浴巾上面還刺名字縮寫 母:也對耶 那你拿到那筆白包可不要亂花喔 要給我風光下葬 我好想要跟鄧麗君葬在同一個墓園喔 父:...(又是一陣沉默) 母:老公阿 我這麼愛你 你可別背叛我們多年感情喔 要不然我做鬼也要剪掉你的命根子 我要火葬喔 你要記得 父:再吵...再吵 把你燒一燒沖馬桶 -- 白人跟小孩都是未進化的猴子~ 那白人的小孩是孫悟空嗎? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.170.25.134
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頭推~~~
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看= = 我不是頭推了!! 五樓的幫個忙罵一下一樓
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一樓你下巴掉下來囉~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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真妙的爸媽 ....
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未進化的猴子是教育部長
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這是太陽拳,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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妙........
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推你爸的最後一句XDDDD
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XDDDDDDD看到最後噴笑
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囧...................................................
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※ sadelete:轉錄至看板 FJU-Laws95 01/26 23:12
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樓上是轉到什麼版阿???
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看到最後我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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母:沖之前記得為你的命根子默哀...
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超妙~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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你爸媽感情真好 不知道是啥星座的
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都是射手...回樓上
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XDXDXD 沖馬桶阿!~~
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酷碧了~~~難得找的到講話比我爸媽更有趣的呵呵
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恐怕你老爸的命根當天晚上就沒了......
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可憐的老爸...
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聽說.........蜥蜴有一雙~?!
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笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD馬桶
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你老爸一整個囧"吧 XDDDD
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狂推最後一句 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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價目表&沖馬桶不錯笑
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推白包的低消 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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再吵...再吵 把你燒一燒沖馬桶
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推 「再吵...再吵 把你燒一燒沖馬桶」 XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD很可愛的爸媽阿
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沖馬桶笑死我了 XD
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太可愛了啦XDDDDDD
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你父母好浪漫 >///<
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最後一句 笑死我
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請問你們家是客家人嗎?
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看到沖馬桶笑翻啦 XD
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有人跟我一樣把最後一句看成澆一澆沖馬桶嗎@@?
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最後一句真的笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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很閃啊其實~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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