放屁
聽當兵的學長說的往事
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當年學長和女友交往兩個多月後
第一次去見女方家長
學長那天非常的緊張
到她家時, 女友爸爸出外買報紙回來
正好在樓下等電梯
閒聊幾句後, 她們就一起搭電梯上去(她家在九樓)
一進電梯沒多久, 就聞到一股很濃的放屁味道
她老爸就笑著虧學長
"哎,你的屁真臭,你一定很愛吃肉厚
跟我女兒一樣, 果然是一對啊"
學長心想:
"屁是你寶貝女兒放的, 不是我啦>"<"
不過為了顧全女友面子, 他只好尷尬地笑著承認
事隔多年後, 女友變成他的老婆
有一天, 學長想起這件糗事
便拿來取笑他老婆...
他老婆卻大吃一驚:
"什麼! 那個屁不是你放的?"
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薑是老的辣...
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