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這是我經過他本人同意後 轉載的文章 ----------------正文開始--------------- 這一天我一定要來說一下 這天實在是太囧了 那天一樣一如往常地要出門去家教 不過因為為了寫作業有點忘了時間 七點要家教 出門時已經五點五十多分了 實在是有點趕 後來還跑去吃晚餐吃了二十分鐘 結果我六點半才到捷運站 心理想著~我快遲到了 家長不知道會不會生氣 然後那一天不知道怎麼樣 捷運站又很多人又過站停很久 平常17分鐘的車程 那天花了25分有吧 然後出站已經快七點了 我就開始跑啊 然後捷運站離家教家裡有快1公里吧= =" 所以還蠻遠的 我就一直跑 跑了十分鐘吧 然後家教的地點是個不大的巷子 大概只能容納兩台汽車 我那天一路跑到巷子 彎進去 我囧了 整條巷子在辦廟會 然後搭了一個舞台把巷子填滿了= =" 然後我在舞台的後方 本來想要從下面爬過去，可是想想很蠢 又想繞過去 不過卻要多花十分鐘，家教家就在舞台前面一公尺=-= 下面是示意圖 │ ┌─────┐ │ │ 廟 │ │ │ │ │ ├─────┘ │ │ │ │ │ ╞═════╗ │ │ 家教地點 ║ │ ╞═════╝ │ │ ╞════════╡ │ 廟會唱戲舞台 │ ╞════════╡ │ │ │ 囧> ←我 │ │ │ 然後我這時看時間快來不及了 想說從後台爬上去好了 反正唱戲是唱給神明聽也沒人在看 爬上去從邊邊在走下來好了 然後我就開始爬了 聽著台上的人在唱歌仔戲其實有點緊張會不會干擾到他們 然後爬上去了以後有一層帆布不是很穩 有個縫可以看到前面的奏樂師父賣力地演奏中 然後我一個不小心沒踏好 往前撲了過去 拷~~~我走到舞台上了 然後唱戲唱到一半........如下圖 ╞══════════════════╡ │ ╱ (台語) │ │ ● 來者何人？ ●● │ │ 生§ 樂樂 │ │ │ │ 布 ← ----------------------↖│ │ 後台區 ● ╱ ●│(前進中...) │ (準備出場)旦￥ ╱ <我│ ╞══════════════════╡ ╞══════════════════╡ │ ╱ (台語) │ │ 囧 來者何人？ ?囧囧?│ │ 生§ 樂樂 │ │ 囧rz(跌入) │ │ 布 ← ----------------------↖│ │ 後台區 囧? ╱ │ │ (準備出場)旦￥ ╱ │ ╞══════════════════╡ 這已經很慘了是嗎？？？ 喔不是的~~~~~~請看下一張圖 │ ●●● ●●● ●●● │ │●╭──╮●●╭──╮●●╭──╮●│ │●│酒席│●●│酒席│●●│酒席│●│ │●╰──╯●●╰──╯●●╰──╯●│ │ ●●● ●●● ●●● │ │ ●●● ●●● ●●● │ │●╭──╮●●╭──╮●●╭──╮●│ │●│酒席│●●│酒席│●●│酒席│●│ │●╰──╯●●╰──╯●●╰──╯●│ │ ●●● ●●● ●●● │ │ ● ● ● │ │ 服\ \務 生> │ │ ●●● ●●● ●●● │ │●╭──╮●●╭──╮●●╭──╮●│ │●│酒席│●●│酒席│●●│酒席│●│ │●╰──╯●●╰──╯●●╰──╯●│ │ ●●● ●●● ●●● │ │ 依此類推三十桌................. │ ╞══════════════════╡ │ ╱ (台語) │ │ 囧 來者何人？ ?囧囧?│ │ 生§ 樂樂 │ │ 囧rz(跌入) │ │ 布 ← ----------------------↖│ │ 後台區 囧? ╱ │ │ (準備出場)旦￥ ╱ │ ╞══════════════════╡ 是的，前面有至少三十桌酒席在宴客............. 台下的人都在看我 然後........... │ 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 │ │囧╭──╮囧囧╭──╮囧囧╭──╮囧│ │囧│酒席│囧囧│酒席│囧囧│酒席│囧│ │囧╰──╯囧囧╰──╯囧囧╰──╯囧│ │ 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 │ │ 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 │ │囧╭──╮囧囧╭──╮囧囧╭──╮囧│ │囧│酒席│囧囧│酒席│囧囧│酒席│囧│ │囧╰──╯囧囧╰──╯囧囧╰──╯囧│ │ 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 │ │ 囧 囧 囧 │ │ 服\ \務 生> │ │ 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 │ │囧╭──╮囧囧╭──╮囧囧╭──╮囧│ │囧│酒席│囧囧│酒席│囧囧│酒席│囧│ │囧╰──╯囧囧╰──╯囧囧╰──╯囧│ │ 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 囧囧囧 │ │ 依此類推三十桌................. │ ╞══════════════════╡ │ ╱ (台語) 我係老師啦 │ │ 囧 來者何人？ 來家教耶 ?囧囧?│ │ 生§ ╲ 樂樂 │ │ 囧rz(跌入) │ │ 布 ← ----------------------↖│ │ 後台區 囧? ╱ │ │ (準備出場)旦￥ ╱ │ ╞══════════════════╡ 然後我就很順口的接下這句話........... 台上跟台下的人都看傻了眼= = 我就默默地下台.............. 完了嗎？ 喔~~還沒咧 然後啊我終於走到了家教門口 想說趕快躲進去 真是不好意思 結果家教門口也放了一桌= = 他們全家都在吃............... 小孩子就問：「老師你剛才上去唱耶~~~」 我：「.............」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.135.9
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推 轉行去作戲 XDDDDDDD
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老師你剛才上去唱耶~~~ 哈哈哈 好經典喔!!
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太好笑了~~我是來家教的XD
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XXDDDDDDDDDD 何妨考慮畫成動畫 最後有吃到辦桌嗎XD
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我在大半夜笑翻了!!!XDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈　太好笑了　囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧
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剛好接到來者何人 帥呆啦! XDDDDDDD
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其實有後續 他被家長拖著吃酒席 一小時的家教費入袋
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真好～有得吃，又有錢賺，雖然說囧了點XDDD
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挖係老師拉 來家教耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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push!!XD
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哈哈哈哈～　你贏XD
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挖係老師拉 來家教耶 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD m起來 m起來
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哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 挖係老師拉 來家教耶
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一定要M
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XDDD 台下滿場囧
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老師你剛才上去唱耶~~~ XDDDDDDDDDD
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版主M 版主M 版主M 版主M 版主M 版主M 版主M 版主M!!!
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太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!m起來m起來!!!!
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※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 12/11 12:38
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哈哈哈XXXDDD
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圖好可愛唷~^^
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超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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太智障了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD 推來者何人 XDDDDDD
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※ Hatred:轉錄至看板 Yup00-04 12/12 00:51
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智障第一名啊~~ XDDDDDDDDDDD
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大推阿!!
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太酷了吧...時間點抓的恰恰好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ clare1i6:轉錄至看板 KG93-313 12/13 03:25
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忽然看到一整頁都是囧 我笑了.....好震撼阿..
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超爆笑
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雖然很好笑 可是還是要說一下這樣對戲班跟神明不尊重
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幹 實在太好笑了!!!!!!!!! 一定要推!!
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真的好好笑喔XDDDDD
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※ cadyqoo:轉錄至看板 NCCU_Tennis 01/30 15:00
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原po真會逢場作戲 XD
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※ link55531:轉錄至看板 PCCU_MLAW 01/17 22:27
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實在很想紅呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/
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