Re: [閒聊] 騷擾電話

看板StupidClown作者 (gawk [n]:呆子,笨人)時間17年前 (2006/12/02 00:04), 編輯推噓73(7304)
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我說的也是騷擾電話, 但這次騷擾電話是... "特力屋"打的 是的, 就是那個專門在賣DIY工具跟家具的特力屋 那是大約五年前吧, 在逛彰化的特力屋 逛到了一區防盜器專區, 陳列了各式感應器, 保險箱, 還有警報器 其中一個在促銷的防盜器是紅外線感應的 只要有人經過他就會-打電話 通常打電話是設定給主人家的其他電話, 或是設定撥打給警察局 可是那具展示用的防盜器就擺在走道邊, 而且撥打的電話號碼不知道被哪個路過的人改過了 所以只要有人走過, 就聽到防盜器開始嘟嘟的撥號 然後就隱約從數據機傳來一個男人的怒罵聲 "@#*^%&!#@$ 哩洗像? X你娘電話是咧怕歸倒? !@#$*!&..." 接著掛掉 然後又有客人走過, 防盜器又開始嘟嘟的撥號 "!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 掛掉 然後又有客人走過, 防盜器又開始嘟嘟的撥號 "!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 掛掉 然後又有客人走過, 防盜器又開始嘟嘟的撥號 "!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 掛掉 ... 真的是很靈敏的防盜器啊~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.113.171.85

12/02 00:19, , 1F
笑翻了
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12/02 00:22, , 2F
很好笑
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12/02 00:30, , 3F
靠腰 笑死了
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12/02 00:33, , 4F
哈哈
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12/02 00:33, , 5F
好好笑喔XD
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12/02 00:39, , 6F
我狂笑XD
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12/02 00:43, , 7F
XDDD
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12/02 01:00, , 9F
XDDDDDDDDD 誰那麼機車亂改號碼啦...
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12/02 01:02, , 10F
哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!
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12/02 01:05, , 11F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 01:20, , 12F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
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12/02 01:22, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 01:25, , 14F
笑到胃快炸掉
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 01:27, , 16F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 01:30, , 17F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 01:42, , 18F
改的好…
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12/02 01:49, , 19F
好慘~XD
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12/02 01:50, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 01:55, , 21F
一開始以為這個騷擾持續了五年XDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 02:07, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 02:22, , 23F
我飲料噴出來了XDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 02:29, , 24F
笑死我了XDDDDDDD
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12/02 02:46, , 25F
好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 02:47, , 26F
超好笑的啦
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12/02 03:07, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 04:35, , 28F
超好笑…天哪…笑死了
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12/02 05:05, , 29F
讚!想買個來玩XD
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12/02 05:41, , 30F
我剛喝的水差點噴出來 哈哈哈哈哈
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12/02 07:38, , 31F
XDDDDD 好可憐
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12/02 08:09, , 32F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 09:39, , 33F
等一下我也要去B&Q說~~順便也改一下吧~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 10:17, , 34F
我也要去改一下XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 10:28, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 12:07, , 36F
樓上好多壞人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 12:29, , 37F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 13:01, , 38F
哏!好機車~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 13:02, , 39F
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵
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12/02 13:35, , 40F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 13:40, , 42F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 14:20, , 43F
超好笑的!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 15:38, , 46F
好笑的被M起來了
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12/02 16:28, , 47F
笑到沒力~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/02 19:23, , 50F
昨天新聞有撥有人一天接20幾通無聲騷擾電話
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12/02 19:31, , 51F
哈哈~這好笑XD
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12/02 20:27, , 52F
其實原po佈這個局很久了吧
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12/02 22:10, , 53F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 01:20, , 57F
其實那是成人用整人玩具DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 01:32, , 58F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/04 10:14, , 61F
這樣B&Q電話費不是虧大了嗎?
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12/04 12:25, , 62F
笑倒在地上了 XDDDDDDDD
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12/04 16:59, , 63F
帥啊!!XDDDDD
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12/05 01:39, , 64F
好好笑 幹快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/05 11:10, , 65F
先說那個改電話的路人就是你吧- -+
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12/05 12:33, , 66F
超好笑的XD
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12/05 21:15, , 67F
防盜器: "!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..."
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笑到不行 XDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/21 10:45, , 72F
超好笑的XD整個超傳神XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/23 07:26, , 73F
我狂笑 笑到飆淚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/09 22:14, , 74F
笑到肚子痛阿 XDD
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08/04 23:27, , 75F
靠邀XDDDDDD
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08/26 00:02, , 76F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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