Re: 開門前最好還是確定一下...
看到這篇突然想起一件多年前的笨事
內有過期閃光及西斯內容
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以前家裡住公寓
天台通常是大家曬衣服的地方
有次閃光跟我到天台看風景
看著看著.....
某種情緒就突然來了
於是我們便迅速熟練的脫下衣服(謎
然後沈溺在淫亂的氣氛中
閃光:我們這樣好像在對著老天爺做壞事耶 會不會有報應呀
我:唔....你別烏鴉嘴啦 加快腳步趕緊收工比較重要
正當重要關頭 動作已經停不下來時
轉角突然閃出一個人影....
跟我對望著......
我呆住了三秒吧.....那三秒就跟一年一樣長
再仔細看了對方.....
啊啊啊~~~~是我媽.....囧
由於地點特殊 也沒有棉被可遮
就連拔出來的時間都沒有
我媽用顛抖並訝異的語氣問:啊~~~你...你...你們在做啥.....下...下..下樓吃..吃飯
我兩手還抓著閃光的兩隻腳:唔...快...快了...我...我...我待會就下去
又無言了三秒左右...我媽轉身走下樓了
於是我與閃光抱著尷尬下樓吃飯
那頓飯....從頭到尾沒人想說話...也不知該說什麼才好
以後大家記得要在房間裡辦事 而且要關門(淚
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