我...不...是...流...氓...
長袖t加毛帽...
學妹:你今天穿起來好像流氓喔!
隔日...
黑色polo衫長袖 立領厚外套...
巧遇同一個學妹...
學妹:學長你要去幹架喔??(天真無邪貌 彷彿還想幫我加油打氣的感覺...)
過兩天...也就是今天下午
黑色類似中山裝排扣外套
跟朋友約讀書
坐在咖啡館外等人兼讀統計眉頭深鎖...
友人抵達...一下車第一句話
朋友:ㄟㄟ~~我發覺你真的不像流氓
(心中大喜!!終於有人看出我是清純小少男了!!耶~轉型成功!!)
朋友:......像教父.....
(.................)
晚間時刻...我媽從家裡開車來學校這拿外套給我...順便參觀我房間
一見面......
我媽:你........在混黑社會喔??
(很好...我不相信這世界的人都瞎了看不出來我清純小少男的一面,幸好我在補習班打工
小孩子決對不會騙人!!)
到了補習班~~空閒時間問學生
我:ㄟㄟ~~你們覺得老師像流氓嗎??
學生:你不笑的時候 很像...
我:那....笑的時候勒??
學生:....很憨.......
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我想死......
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