[閒聊] 飲料店

看板StupidClown作者 (小春)時間17年前 (2006/10/29 11:03), 編輯推噓58(58推 0噓 9→)
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話說有次我和朋友打賭. 賭我用賭神的台詞買東西.敢說的話就請我吃飯. 相信很多鄉民都看過賭神有段星爺在綺夢的酒店點飲料的台詞 一天我們隨便找了一家飲料店便開始我們的賭局 老闆:歡迎光臨....請問你要點什麼? 我 :你們這裡有什麼? 老闆:我們什麼都有! 我 :五加皮、雙蒸、廿四味涼茶、豆漿，再加一個龜蛋攪拌均勻， 再加一滴墨汁，有沒有啊？全場一人一杯我請客 當我說完這句話之後換來的是5.6秒鐘的沉默.接著老闆開口了 老闆:你要柳橙汁是吧? 我 :.................恩...對...... 原來周星馳的電影影響大眾很深................ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.137.80.164
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10/29 11:22, , 1F
說不定老闆再等你說出 我個人一杯柳橙汁 (小聲的說)
10/29 11:22, 1F
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10/29 11:24, , 2F
XDDDDDDDDD
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10/29 11:27, , 3F
其實是賭俠裡面的台詞....
10/29 11:27, 3F
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10/29 11:31, , 4F
雙蒸是什麼？
10/29 11:31, 4F
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10/29 11:31, , 5F
老闆真是內行啊！
10/29 11:31, 5F
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10/29 11:34, , 6F
囧...我不懂...
10/29 11:34, 6F
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10/29 11:36, , 7F
不懂+1
10/29 11:36, 7F
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10/29 11:36, , 8F
我也不懂.........樓下的來解答
10/29 11:36, 8F
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10/29 11:43, , 9F
他請全場一人一杯，自己只點了杯柳橙汁...(電影劇情)
10/29 11:43, 9F
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10/29 11:53, , 10F
其實老闆也是鄉民啊...
10/29 11:53, 10F
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10/29 11:54, , 11F
推~老闆太強了!!!
10/29 11:54, 11F
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10/29 12:15, , 12F
老闆好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/29 12:15, 12F
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10/29 12:17, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/29 12:17, 13F
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10/29 12:22, , 14F
老闆好可愛喔
10/29 12:22, 14F
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10/29 12:58, , 15F
超爆笑的 我也想去試試看
10/29 12:58, 15F
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10/29 13:00, , 16F
三樓正解！賭神裡面哪有阿星！？傻傻......
10/29 13:00, 16F
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10/29 13:05, , 17F
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10/29 13:12, , 18F
老闆真專業 XDD 內行人
10/29 13:12, 18F
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10/29 13:13, , 19F
賭神、賭俠 傻傻分不清楚
10/29 13:13, 19F
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10/29 13:13, , 20F
XD
10/29 13:13, 20F
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10/29 13:18, , 21F
XD
10/29 13:18, 21F
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10/29 13:18, , 22F
原來老闆也是內行人啊 XD
10/29 13:18, 22F
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10/29 13:25, , 23F
還是該說..老闆被亂過很多次了...|||
10/29 13:25, 23F
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10/29 13:26, , 24F
好好笑喔~~借轉一下
10/29 13:26, 24F
※ winniecsw:轉錄至看板 KS95-311 10/29 13:27
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10/29 13:31, , 25F
好笑.....哈哈哈~~~
10/29 13:31, 25F
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10/29 13:42, , 26F
強者老闆XD
10/29 13:42, 26F
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10/29 13:46, , 27F
雙蒸就是雙蒸酒, 一種米酒
10/29 13:46, 27F
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10/29 13:47, , 28F
老闆真內行~
10/29 13:47, 28F
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10/29 15:56, , 29F
XDDDDDDDD 老闆專業
10/29 15:56, 29F
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10/29 16:08, , 30F
這哪一家啊 真想見識一下
10/29 16:08, 30F
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10/29 17:39, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/29 17:39, 31F
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10/29 17:40, , 32F
我敢大膽的說一句,沒有豆漿
10/29 17:40, 32F
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10/29 17:42, , 33F
其實好像有耶
10/29 17:42, 33F
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10/29 18:15, , 34F
老闆才是真神人..媽呀 好好笑XDDD
10/29 18:15, 34F
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10/29 19:33, , 35F
那家店在哪！？
10/29 19:33, 35F
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10/29 19:34, , 36F
老闆強
10/29 19:34, 36F
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10/29 20:48, , 37F
XD
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10/29 20:50, , 38F
XDDD
10/29 20:50, 38F
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10/29 21:09, , 39F
XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDD
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10/29 21:21, , 40F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!老闆反應也好快~好屌!
10/29 21:21, 40F
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10/29 21:25, , 41F
老闆內行
10/29 21:25, 41F
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10/29 21:35, , 42F
推老闆+1
10/29 21:35, 42F
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10/29 22:23, , 43F
老闆倒了
10/29 22:23, 43F
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10/29 22:48, , 44F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/29 22:48, 44F
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10/29 23:16, , 45F
老闆專業 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/29 23:16, 45F
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10/29 23:42, , 46F
XDDDDDDDDDD
10/29 23:42, 46F
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10/30 00:42, , 47F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/30 00:42, 47F
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10/30 00:55, , 48F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/30 00:55, 48F
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10/30 00:58, , 49F
老闆是高手
10/30 00:58, 49F
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10/30 12:31, , 50F
老闆真內行
10/30 12:31, 50F
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10/30 14:18, , 51F
老闆真內行
10/30 14:18, 51F
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10/30 15:13, , 52F
老闆：你以為你是第一個這樣子點的客人嗎？
10/30 15:13, 52F
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10/30 21:39, , 53F
推樓上。
10/30 21:39, 53F
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10/31 00:01, , 54F
老闆真內行 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/31 11:17, , 55F
豪洨XD
10/31 11:17, 55F
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10/31 11:17, , 56F
笨點是這個台詞是出於賭俠不是賭神XD?!
10/31 11:17, 56F
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10/31 12:18, , 57F
玩三國無雙看到胡軫都把他秒殺...
10/31 12:18, 57F
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10/31 22:27, , 58F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/31 22:27, 58F
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11/01 02:39, , 59F
我覺得老板其實只是想趕快把橙汁賣出去…
11/01 02:39, 59F
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11/01 02:45, , 60F
XDDDDDD
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11/01 06:04, , 61F
老闆也是鄉民吧XD
11/01 06:04, 61F
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11/13 00:29, , 62F
XDDDDDDDDD
11/13 00:29, 62F
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11/14 16:48, , 63F
老闆真專業!
11/14 16:48, 63F
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11/19 17:31, , 64F
老闆神人.
11/19 17:31, 64F
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11/20 23:00, , 65F
老闆厲害!
11/20 23:00, 65F
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06/04 12:19, , 66F
XD
06/04 12:19, 66F
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08/23 18:03, , 67F
雙蒸就是二鍋頭
08/23 18:03, 67F
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