學妹好可愛 >///<

看板StupidClown作者 (笨笨...)時間17年前 (2006/10/13 13:48), 編輯推噓182(183推 1噓 27→)
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我是流力助教。 今天在改考卷的時候，有一個蠻可愛的學妹來敲門， 原來她是希望我能改鬆一點...... 當然啦，表面上我都會說「該是幾分就幾分」這種沒天良的話， 但如果有人來求情，我通常都會放一點水的， 只是.....那個學妹沒告訴我她叫什麼名字呀.....囧 不過也還好，班上女生不算多，憑著印象應該不難猜，如果有緣的話...... 果然翻著翻著，緣分就這麼來了........... 一張字跡清秀的卷子，散發著淡淡的立可白幽香，沒錯，一定就是妳了。 看看名字?? 她就叫做許瑋倫耶.....和電視上那個一字不差。 我快速地瀏覽一下考卷，果然是有求情的必要....囧 然後發現，背面用鉛筆寫了幾行小字： 「助教，我今年已經三修了，可不可以給人家改鬆一點呢？」 是喔......教授還真不懂得憐香惜玉呢....... 「拜託拜託～ 我的學費都是自己打工賺的，好希望今年可以畢業 ><.」 好老套的說詞.....沒辦法，誰叫人家是正妹呢？ 「我是瑋倫，就是昨天跟你一起打球的學弟啦～」 棍!!! 準備暑修吧你!!!!! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.121.145.148
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10/13 16:32, , 1F
老師當不當人真的是看助教改的成積嗎.......囧
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10/13 16:33, , 2F
可憐的許瑋倫先生........
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10/13 16:33, , 3F
本日最好笑!!頭推又是我XD
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10/13 16:34, , 4F
....囧了
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（留下來陪我打球吧）
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最後一句話真是畫蛇添足了..XDDDDDDD
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好慘又好好笑XDDDDDD
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可憐的學弟XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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學弟好冤啊!!只因為不是學妹....
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破壞學長的遐想，果然罪孽深重! 哈哈~
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thu的p系也有一個叫做......
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好爆笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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YZU C系也有一個....
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XDDD~~
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哈哈.... 我們班也有一個男的叫許瑋倫
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XD
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TKU IM系也有一個.....XD
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結局真是出乎我意料~
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是資工系的嗎@@?
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XDDD
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10/13 16:50, , 24F
學弟真的很可憐喔~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈
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YZU C系....我好像認識( ′-`)y-～
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XD
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XDD
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10/13 16:53, , 28F
四修四修啦..
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10/13 16:54, , 29F
好可憐的學弟~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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YZU C系....我肯定認識( ′-`)y-～
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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10/13 16:56, , 34F
真是戲劇化的結局阿 不過 正妹學妹勒??!!
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最後正妹到底怎樣啦(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
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10/13 16:58, , 37F
雖然很好笑 不過還是先拿正妹學妹的圖來再說
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10/13 16:59, , 38F
哈哈　XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/13 17:01, , 39F
雖然很好笑 不過還是先拿正妹學妹的圖來再說
10/13 17:01, 39F
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10/14 13:45, , 176F
哈 當死他~~~~
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居然還是同校~~哪一系的~~機械系嗎
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，這好笑
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噗~超好笑XD
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10/14 16:39, , 182F
(￣y▽￣)╭ 太好笑了....
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太笨哩 哪一系呀 ...
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話說我社團學弟也是叫做瑋倫.....
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TKU AS今年也一個...
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噓
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哈哈哈哈哈哈 學弟的命就是賤 借轉外站喔
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XDDDDD
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※ pianoluke:轉錄至看板 PU_Family 10/15 21:21
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NCHU F.E.L.系也有一個...
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※ chenty:轉錄至看板 NTU_BIOMECH 10/16 20:06
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借轉班版...這個好笑到...謝謝嚕 ^^
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棍! 準備暑修吧你 XD 為山九仞功虧一匱阿
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※ liberate:轉錄至看板 NDMC-TTST 10/18 23:22
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棍! 準備暑修吧你! 哈哈哈 借轉囉~
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.........................orz
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我弟的好朋友叫徐瑋倫 每次都說他要打給許瑋倫XD
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許瑋倫...XD
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※ stech:轉錄至看板 NTUCHEbasket 11/09 13:59
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上面噓文的是學弟本人嗎?XDDDD
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原PO中肯!!
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徐瑋倫剛去世沒多久就看到這篇,真令人感傷
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與樓上的同感...唉
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唉～ 瑋倫好走
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恩 我也是今天才看到這一篇 真感傷...
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誒...感傷中...><
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也… 差真多
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嗯 尊重
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原PO中肯!!
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學弟：我錯了嗎
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