從前在補習班

看板StupidClown作者 (平平)時間17年前 (2006/09/16 22:20), 編輯推噓72(72推 0噓 22→)
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這是我們在課堂上發生的， 某甲（爛假名吧）在補習班課堂上覺得肚子很餓， 然後從書包拿出一包科學麵（大家都知道是什麼吧？） 偷偷在桌子底下拆封、撒粉，然後上下搖動讓粉跟麵混合均勻 這時，講台前的老師一邊說話一邊走了過來，而且還瞪著某甲， 某甲嚇到了，想說大概是自己太囂張手上下擺動的動作太大被看到 於是老師探頭看了某甲的手，然後像是鬆了口氣一樣。 「老師你怎麼了？」某甲顫抖的問。 「沒事，我剛剛以為你在打手槍。」老師說。 請想像搖晃科學麵的動作，然後把他往下移...... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.73.173.68
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09/16 22:25, , 1F
五樓快打出來了！！！
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4樓幫5樓打
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三樓在旁邊看
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(拿鋼絲刷)
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某甲:喔~我快好了~~~
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09/16 22:32, , 6F
五樓說他快好了..
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09/16 22:32, , 7F
樓上兩位～....
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09/16 22:33, , 8F
原來五樓就是某甲
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09/16 22:34, , 9F
真相大白
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09/16 22:35, , 10F
我只是想加料.....
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09/16 22:37, , 11F
難得推文對得這麼準...哈哈
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09/16 22:40, , 12F
水落石出了，五樓辛苦你了
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XD 很西斯耶
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XD
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09/16 22:59, , 15F
不是搓牌嗎XD
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09/16 23:01, , 16F
五樓分飾多角 真是辛苦阿!(茶)
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09/16 23:02, , 17F
噗.....可以體會老師的心情XDDD
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09/16 23:03, , 18F
再來一包好了XD
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09/16 23:04, , 19F
哇第一次在這裡遇到平平耶XD
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09/16 23:08, , 20F
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這...西斯 XDDDDDDDDD
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有西斯XD
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09/16 23:15, , 23F
該不會只有我想到雄中快槍俠吧!
09/16 23:15, 23F
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDXDXD
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我看到上下搖動我就在想.........XDr2
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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09/16 23:56, , 32F
快槍俠+1
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09/16 23:59, , 33F
快槍俠+1
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09/17 00:04, , 34F
快槍俠+1
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09/17 00:06, , 35F
科學麵~~蝌蚪在裡面~~
09/17 00:06, 35F
※ lirnitex:轉錄至看板 HATEradio 09/17 00:10
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09/17 00:21, , 36F
我以為是老師吸到粉想打噴嚏...(純潔的小孩XDrz)
09/17 00:21, 36F
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09/17 00:50, , 37F
五樓你好了沒阿
09/17 00:50, 37F
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09/17 00:55, , 38F
我想知道老師說完 同學們的反應~~
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09/17 01:00, , 39F
XD
09/17 01:00, 39F
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09/17 01:20, , 40F
好笑到
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09/17 01:23, , 41F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDD
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09/17 01:42, , 44F
如果邊打邊吃呢.....
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09/17 02:05, , 45F
傳說有位喜歡吃碎布丁的同學,也是上課拿盒布丁放在桌子後上下
09/17 02:05, 45F
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09/17 02:06, , 46F
搖晃,連啪搭啪搭的聲音都唯妙唯肖,可畏經典
09/17 02:06, 46F
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09/17 02:06, , 47F
我看到調味科學麵 就猜老師會誤認打槍
09/17 02:06, 47F
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09/17 02:16, , 48F
靠太好笑了啦XDDDDDD
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09/17 03:51, , 49F
逛錯板了+_+?
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快槍俠+1
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09/17 07:52, , 51F
國中補習班發生的，那時候覺得沒什麼，長大後越想越覺得뜠
09/17 07:52, 51F
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搞笑
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※ clgai:轉錄至看板 FJU-ITAF94A 09/17 09:20
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09/17 09:21, , 53F
借轉太好笑了謝謝
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09/17 11:23, , 54F
西施兼笑點XD
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XDDDD
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XD
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XDDDD
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09/17 12:51, , 58F
補習班老師很關心學生!!!!
09/17 12:51, 58F
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09/17 13:28, , 59F
老師:需要我幫你嗎?
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09/17 13:33, , 60F
先說老師是男的還是女的......
09/17 13:33, 60F
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09/17 13:34, , 61F
老師是男的是女的!!!???
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好可憐喔 一世英名毀了
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09/17 14:26, , 64F
老師心術不正！...
09/17 14:26, 64F
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09/17 15:08, , 65F
老師也講得太白了吧=/////=
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09/17 16:51, , 66F
好笑 老師好A
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD
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09/17 22:01, , 69F
剛我用ctrl+z 33 (指定推文33以上的文章)瀏覽，把標題看成
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"生前在補習班".............................
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09/17 22:03, , 71F
打錯了，是shift+z 33
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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平平XD
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09/17 23:07, , 74F
老師是女的
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然後我怎麼到處都可以看到認識的囧
09/17 23:08, 75F
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09/17 23:20, , 76F
我就知道 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 00:25, , 77F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 01:41, , 78F
想到一部短片，男的在客廳幫足球充氣被老婆誤會..XD
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麵槍俠
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 15:50, , 81F
敬業的五樓
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09/18 17:37, , 82F
XD
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09/19 10:56, , 83F
我笑了.....==..==
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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09/20 10:12, , 86F
我國中老師說上課不要把手放在桌下，臉上露出愉悅的表情
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09/20 10:24, , 87F
XD~
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XDDD
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XDDDD
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XD
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10/26 11:36, , 91F
平平耶！　　樓上好幾樓還有小仙女XD
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推老師
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有規定補習班不能打槍嗎
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09/23 10:08, , 94F
超～白癡的！有笑有推。
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