Re: [心得] 剛剛去吃飯的時候..........
我想到一件往事
前兩年,為了慶祝住南部的表妹考上理想的大學
特地邀她到台北,準備請她一頓好料,做為獎勵
於是,我特地挑了一間燈光美、氣氛佳、品味高、貴到爆的牛排館
想給她一個難忘的經驗
沒料到這就是一連串笨事的開始,還真是很難忘啊......
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來到牛排館,裡頭放著輕音樂,大家的交談都是小小聲的
桌上有一支小蠟燭,燈光昏黃,
我們隔壁坐著一對男女,女著美麗的洋裝,男著畢挺的西裝
相形之下我和表妹的牛仔褲就遜掉了(我沒想到要這種地方衣著華麗啊...= =)
我點了六盎司牛排
而為了滿足胃口奇佳的表妹,特地點了八盎司牛排給她
等到上菜,她喜孜孜地將醬汁淋上牛排
一陣濃郁的肉香飄上~~~哇~~~感覺真好吃~~~~
正要開動時,我看到表妹拿刀叉的手勢怪怪的
當時還不覺得怎樣,沒想到這就是錯誤的開始
她咬牙切齒地切著牛排,無論怎麼切就是不順手
刀在盤子上發出吱~吱~的聲音,但一塊肉都沒切下來
我不用看也知道很多人把眼光投到我們這裡,實在很想叫臉色猙獰的表妹住手
順便偷瞄了下隔壁桌斜對面的西裝先生,他神色自如,好像沒聽到一般
不過西裝先生,我看到你眼底的笑意了
我正想阻止我表妹,說我來幫她好了,沒料到慘事就此發生
她左手持刀猛切,右手拿叉插入肉,往右猛扯
結果鏗!的一聲,刀子碰到盤子,肉終於扯開了,我的臉也綠了
除了她切下的那一小塊還在盤子裡,另一大塊肉順勢飛到隔壁桌
我聽到洋裝小姐低叫一聲,牛排剛好飛落在他們桌子中間,還不停地往另一端滑去
我想救已經來不及,只看到牛排像彗星般拖著一條長長的痕跡,氣勢很足地猛滑
就在迅雷不及掩耳之間,西裝先生不愧是有練過的,氣定神閒地氣起手中叉子
插!
一個迅捷靈敏的動作,將肉硬生生定在他眼前,我懷疑他不是捕魚就是擲鏢槍的
決定從此以後叫他大俠
因為這個騷動實在太大,所有人都在注意,
我連忙押著表妹一起低頭道歉,
結果西裝大俠相當有風度地抬起手上叉子,叉著那一塊仍滴著肉汁的肉說:
妳們還要吃嗎?
(我內心OS:廢話當然不要,但我若拒絕難道你就吃下去?)
我表面上還是道歉+道謝+拒絕,但心裡還真怕他張嘴就把肉嗑下去,
最後只看西裝大俠笑了笑,揮手叫服務生清理掉
而高級牛排館也不愧是高級牛排館,居然補了一塊牛排給我表妹
我此時只是趕快吃完趕快走人,幫我妹用十字劍法切成四大塊
叫她想辦法快點吃掉
想不到這位大俠到了這個境地,還猶有餘裕地問我表妹:
會不會太大塊?要不要幫妳?
我實在很想大叫這位大俠你嘛幫幫忙,你沒看到你同桌的洋裝小姐臉色很怪嗎?
最後一直到結帳,我都不敢再抬頭看他一眼,怕洋裝小姐飛來的不是牛排,是牛排刀
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事隔兩年,記憶猶新
而學會如何拿刀叉,已經變成表妹當年上大學前最重要的功課
以避免大學家聚時牛排飛到學長臉上,或以後出社會公司聚餐時,牛排飛到老闆頭上
最後再ps一下,我們這桌沒有正妹,大俠的幫助絕對是出自於俠義之心啊!
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