表哥回憶錄
在很久以前,我們家是在公園裡頭的一間老房子
所以我的童年也過的很特別
雖然住在市區,可是一出門就是公園
又可以釣魚又可以抓青蛙又可以灌蟋蟀
這種奇妙的光景可以共存在一起,說真的,還挺爽的(可能已經有些版友知道是哪個公園了)
當時在我家附近的老房子,來了一隻野狗,過了不久就生了一窩小狗
說真的,對小孩子來說這真的是莫大的誘惑阿
當時我表哥就馬上招我去看狗
那時候才國小1.2年級,表哥大我兩歲,正是崇拜他的時候,當然二話不說說好
一走到狗窩旁邊,哇,一整窩毛球,小孩子當然就馬上抱起狗又玩又摸
跟小狗玩到一半的時候,我抬頭看到母狗從遠方叼著一塊肉,快樂的走來
母狗的表情變化圖
^O^ ._. @口@ ˋ皿ˊ
當肉掉落地上的瞬間,母狗好像開了加速拼命的向我們衝過來
俺:他媽回來了,快跑阿!
表哥:不,我要救她們走!
救個屁阿 囧,我們現在是綁架吧
就在我拔腿就跑的時候,表哥相當堅持的抱了一隻小狗走
在公園的門口有個迴旋門,我沿著鐵棒爬上門上
回頭一看,表哥跟母狗正在展開激烈的追逐戰
表哥:接住!
表哥一邊爬一邊把小狗遞給我,就在我把表哥拉上來的時候
咦,怎麼變重了
我ㄧ低頭,就看到母狗釘在我表哥的腿上
我哭了
表哥也哭了
牆上的小狗似乎也哭了
唯一沒哭的應該是母狗,這就是成熟的風範嗎?
就看到兩個人一隻狗在迴旋門上盪阿盪
我的記憶就大概到這邊為止了
聽說,後來是附近的大人趕過來把母狗趕跑,並且送我表哥去醫院
表哥這次的戰果
齒痕一排,破傷風,狂犬病針各一隻
母狗這次的戰果
奪回小狗,屋主同情狗媽媽,收養了一窩狗(不過說是收養,也不如說是養在公園裡就是)
我的戰果
藤條一頓
破傷風針250 狂犬病針750 母狗的幸福 無價
奶奶的後話
"昨天打麻將才贏了你媽500,今天打針就花了一千!"
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