表妹與捷運的愛恨情仇
話說 我的表妹是一個土生土長的台南孩子
當他大學聯考放榜時
已經確定在台北念書的我和妹妹、住在台北的表哥
以及我表妹本人 都滿心期待的等著他北上來與我們相會
畢竟都已經住得夠南部 要再往南的機率不高
結果
他上了高雄的學校… ̄▽ ̄
為此 他總是懷著淡淡的哀傷
因為每當表哥們帶著我和妹妹吃香的喝辣的 去九份上貓空時
我的兩個表哥總是會很沒良心的打電話告訴他:
「阿玲哪~~(化名) 我們現在正在吃法國料理捏~~~好香的羊排啊~~~
等等還要帶他們兩個(我跟妹妹)去貓空玩~~唉呀 可惜你不在台北 不然就可以帶你
一起…」)
「(啪!!)」通常講到這裡 我表妹就會憤恨的掛掉電話
所以只要一放寒暑假 她就一定要上來找我們玩 順便把之前沒跟到的大餐補回來!
可是上台北 幾乎一定會坐捷運
這對神經大條的她 一直是種折磨
因為她總是會把半年前犯的錯…重新再上演一遍!!
舉凡還沒有把磁卡抽出來 就碰碰碰的撞著入口處的橫桿試圖闖關(他的力氣很大)
然後哭喪著臉說:「這個壞掉了怎麼辦…」(汗|||)
或是在出口處瞪著機器 堅持等著磁卡再度從機器裡吐出來
直到我妹幽幽的告訴他 「那個不會再出來了」
才滿臉通紅的逃走
這些都是每年要上演兩次的戲碼
也都不算什麼
久久來一次台北嘛 誰規定每個人都一定要會坐捷運!!
我就不相信這板上沒人癡癡的站在出口等過磁卡!!!
但是…
表妹捷運史上最丟臉的事就要發生!!
上個禮拜他又來台北找我們玩 捷運上的人並不多
我們搭著藍線準備去西門町
我跟妹妹抓著車中央的立柱聊天 我的表妹則站在門邊對著玻璃整理頭髮
車廂只有我們和一個靠在門邊壓克力板旁的瘦小男子
突然 我的表妹從我和妹妹背後挨進 小小聲的對我們說:
「欸…我剛剛好丟臉…」
話說她一邊整理頭髮 一邊感到車廂晃動的不便
於是眼睛緊盯著車玻璃 一手繼續整理頭髮 一手試圖去抓門邊的鋼條
當他終於抓穩了柱子 突然覺得事情不太對…
柱子怎麼這麼軟…還有毛…
轉頭一看 一個年輕男子正一臉驚嚇的看著他
而他的手 不但緊緊抓著那名陌生男子
還伸進那名男子的袖子裡!!
我跟妹妹忍不住回頭看了一眼那名受害男子
他正帶著在捷運上突然被正妹伸進袖子摸腋毛的侷促不安
強自鎮定的看著窗外
(謎:明明窗外都是黑的不知道在看什麼)
其實表妹的事蹟還很多 改天再波~~去倒垃圾XD
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