壞人是會有報應的

看板StupidClown作者 (尋愛犬)時間17年前 (2006/09/11 20:32), 編輯推噓49(49推 0噓 9→)
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　夏天天氣頗熱，於是媽媽熬了一大鍋桑葚原汁分瓶出售， 　原本都會在凌晨關店休息時把門前的樣品拿進來放，但是 　某天忘記。 　隔天開門營業，發現樣品少一瓶的我著急的向爸爸告知， 　爸爸：沒要緊啦，小偷要拿幾瓶隨他去吧！ 　我：？ 　爸爸：夏天放在外面很容易變質，所以................ 外面那些樣品是用墨水充填的,可憐的小偷.... 我：.................................................. 爸爸：阿不然我寫”有需要者請告知”就沒意義了啊！ -- 生活不簡單，盡量簡單過。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.57.19.126
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XD...
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冏...
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囧... 幹!!!!吐了
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你爸好妙喔XD
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囧... 你爸是壞人
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09/11 20:57, , 12F
要是那個人不拿的話...也就不會喝到墨水了
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XD
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09/11 21:03, , 14F
冏..萬一小偷喝上癮 小心其他瓶樣品
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所以~~小偷肚子裡也是有墨水的嗎~"~
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[超幹]馬的!喝到一家超難喝的桑葚汁
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以前我同學飲料放在宿舍共用的冰箱被偷,後來...加了洗衣精
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XD
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阿不然我寫”有需要者請告知”就沒意義了啊XDDDDDDD
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food版 17965 ???? □ [抱怨] 碼的超難喝的桑葚汁
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我們宿舍放漂白水...XD
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囧.....
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所以大學能畢業的 抵抗力應該不錯
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囧... FOOD版那篇不見了ㄟ XDDDD
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XDXDXD會不會太好笑了拉XD
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所以說這幾天見到"烏嘴狗"就知道小偷是誰囉~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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樓上有人害我到allpost版找= =
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害我到allpost版找+1
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樓上果然適合到這邊XD
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差一點就到allpost版找了XD
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老闆！老闆，有人在街角嘴角冒泡倒下來了…
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推簽名檔 很棒~~
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ㄟ係郎唷
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墨水比較貴吧......= =
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你爸才是壞人啊！
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我也差點去找了....
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同學曾經買了針筒跟瀉藥招待偷了他數次鋁箔包飲料的小偷
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來不及了...已經從food板回來了~~~~
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用丙酮啦！ 應該吃不死人XD
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XDDDDDD
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我拉肚子了XD
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夠狠
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小偷: 原來桑葚原汁是這味道阿...賺到了..XD
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差點就到allpost版找了XD +1
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屌 你爸太厲害了
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