[閒聊] 夜市老闆的話不可信
這話要說回我小時候....
當時我還蠻愛養一些小動物...
夜市又有很多賣小兔子阿小鳥阿小黃金鼠阿的攤販
小時小朋友錢不多....只能買兩隻小白老鼠
沒錯...就是有名的實驗用白老鼠!!
買了兩隻....依稀記得老師有說過....老鼠的繁殖能力很強
所以千交待萬交待老闆我要兩隻公老鼠...
老闆一隻一隻相了半天...最後挑了兩隻給我....
又買了一個小籠子....就開開心心的回家了
過沒幾星期....
我的兩隻公老鼠給我生了一窩小老鼠!!!!!!!
真是殺千刀的老闆欺騙小朋友~~~~
但是我跟老爸老媽再三保證我買的是兩隻公老鼠
才得到養老鼠的許可證......
而今我要怎麼交待呢?
只好自己偷偷養了一陣子~~~~
小白鼠們也不負使命.....給我拼命的生......
到了大學後學到這叫指數型成長......
原本兩人套房的小籠子越變越小.....再經過幾次爆動後
一天我醒來....小白鼠們終於把籠子衝破逃光了~~~~~
原本以為這樣就不用跟爸媽解釋了....直到有一天
我媽發現家裡廚房的老鼠都變成白色的後
我就被狠狠的打了一下午~~~~
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昨天我姐帶回來一隻夜市老闆再三保證的"迷你"兔
我就看牠可以多迷你
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