Re: 高中廁所秘辛.........
說到高中廁所,
我的高中時代也發生過好笑到炸的廁所烏龍事件,
主角當然不是我,
我又不在學校大便,
那是另一個同學的笑話,
我們叫他進好了...
話說,
那時候正在期末考,
雖然我們是後段班,
可是也考的如火如荼, 焦頭爛額...
班上瀰漫著一種慘絕人寰的氣氛...
也許是壓力大, 也許是吃壞肚子,
我們的進同學, 考化學考到最後的關頭,
就摀著肚子把考卷丟出去,
然後飛奔到廁所去大鳴大放...
廁所裡...
一共有三間蹲式馬桶,
進同學看看第一間,
噁... 誰把屎拉在馬桶外面!? 屁股是歪的嗎!?
於是跳過第一間來到第二間...
門一拉開...
挖靠!! 學校裡面竟然有人拉屎拉的跟巨筍一樣,
直接種在馬桶裡!!
偏偏沖水系統又壞了,
這根黑色句筍的主人也很無奈吧!?
到最後情勢顯示出只能選一三間...
偏偏...
第三間的門是壞的!!
不過因為最乾淨, 所以只好選這間...
於是我們的天兵進同學就進去啦~~
一手拉門(防止突然被劈開),
一手拿出萬寶路, 點起菸來吞雲吐霧...
正當他排除所有的憂鬱煩惱的時候,
廁所又有人進來...
兩個學弟,
似乎也是要找地方燒根草...
於是就聽到...
"靠!! 像啦!! 咖噌洗歪ㄟ喔!?"
"挖咧... 第二間... 這個傢伙括約肌大蓋不死也半條命了... 哈哈哈"
危機來到第三間...
門外無知, 門內緊張...
"喂!! 這門怎麼是鎖的!?"
'好怪喔, 拉拉看... 阿怎麼拉不開啦!?'
"用力啦!! 沒吃飯喔!?"
倒楣的進同學, 在裡面死拉著門, 跟外面的兩個白目做尊嚴的拔河...
結果學弟們更狠, 一腳踩在門邊... 兩手用力一拉...
...
...
...
可臨的阿進, 就像寄居蟹一樣... 整個屁滾尿流的被...
拉˙出˙來
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