[心得] 蜘蛛的新功用
我這裡說的蜘蛛
就是「ㄌㄚˊ ㄧㄚˊ」
腳長長的那種大蜘蛛
不知道大家是喜歡還是討厭這東西
不過我倒是很害怕牠啊
每次半夜起床和牠狹路相逢
實在讓人毛骨悚然
讓人不尖叫也難
就目前來說
我只知道拉牙會吃害蟲
但是我不怕害蟲
我卻怕拉牙啊 >"<
不過我雖然怕拉牙
但是聽了我朋友的故事以後
我就很慶幸自己沒有機會發現拉牙的新功用
話說我朋友家因為在鄉下
所以經常會有拉牙冒出來跟她打招呼
如果你以為常常跟拉牙見面
就可以變成拉牙的好朋友
那就錯了
我朋友還是很怕拉牙
每次總是一邊尖叫一邊拿起拖鞋用力把拉牙打得肚子流滿地
但是畢竟是鄉下
拉牙打死一隻又有一隻
讓人不禁懷疑這些拉牙是不是有再生的能力
有一次
我那近視深到不能再深的朋友
因為洗澡把眼鏡拿下來
然後要把頭髮紮起來
看到旁邊黑黑的束髮帶就要拿起來束住頭髮
結果感覺觸感不對
怎麼束髮帶的橡皮筋斷了嗎?
好像散掉了
綁不住
於是就把束髮帶拿到眼前貼近一看
哇~~~~~~~~~~~~~
媽呀~~~~~~~~~~~
偽裝成束髮帶的拉牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
聽說她的尖叫聲整條巷子都聽到了.........
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