[耍笨] 別看到黑影就開槍
前幾天,陪女友去婦產科看醫生
因為她身體有點不舒服
而當天晚上,我媽跑來房間問我
「啊你帶那個誰去婦產科幹嘛」
我:「你怎麼知道」
我媽:「啊就你大舅有看到啊」
我:「...因為她身體不舒服」
我媽:「該不會是有了吧,有的話就要負責哦」
我:「...不是啦,有了也會跟你講的...」
講了好久,我媽總算有一點點相信我的話
過了一天,我接到我大阿姨、二阿姨、二舅、三阿姨、四阿姨等親朋好友的電話
「恭喜啊,什麼時候要結婚啊.....」
「知道小孩是男的還是女的嗎..」
「小孩幾個月了啊」
天啊,我沒想到我大舅竟然到處去跟人講....
直到昨天,我還接到我表哥的電話
「歹勢啦,我人在大陸,沒辦法回去喝你的喜酒啊....」
天啊......我真的跳到黃河都洗不清了
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