[耍笨]張學友: 耍笨總是在雨天
這是一件發生在雨天的笨事...
我在台南長大,這件事發生在國中補完英文下課時..
其時,風雨頗大,每個剛補完習的人出門看到雨這麼大,都很無言。
還記得那天提早下課,在當時手機還只有角頭老大在用,所以我只能無言地乾等我媽。
那天我媽來得蠻慢的,所以本來一堆人在外面等雨停,等接送的都走了。
只剩下我,另一個同學甲,另一個女同學乙。
這時候,白目國中生系統很不巧的發作了。
國中耍笨,雖然跟另一個男生口上不說,但心裡其實在暗中較勁,看誰能先上車。
彷彿先上車就能得到女同學乙的青睞似的XDDDD 好吧我承認我在自HIGH
這個時候,我媽的車來了^○^
我回頭看了一眼男同學,只見他眼底一黯,整個人瞬間orz,背景也換成灰色的XDDD
(有點像櫻桃友藏的:比人家慢上車是很淒涼、很淒涼的..)
我一陣風似地走到我媽的車旁,微微瞥了甲跟乙一眼,抬頭挺胸的便要跟我媽拿雨衣穿。
結果遲遲沒看到雨衣出現。
我心想,不會吧我都國中了還要跟老媽兩人擠一件雨衣嗎(泣)
但那個時候,還是滿懷喜悅地挾著剛剛的勝利,鑽老媽的雨衣 哈。
但是我老媽阻止了我。
但是我老媽阻止了我。
但是我老媽阻止了我。
我心裡想:老媽看不出來你還會害羞啊,小姑娘。
結果我想著,不要害羞嗎~ 跨上座壂繼續鑽雨衣。
這時我老媽的手劃過一條暗合天地至理、玄奧的曲線,指向我同學甲。
拉下口罩
說
"我是他媽媽.........."
"我是他媽媽.........."
"我是他媽媽.........."
"我是他媽媽.........."
"我是他媽媽.........."
"我是他媽媽.........."
(背景雷聲轟隆)
中略
後來那個女生再也沒有跟我講過話了。
完畢。
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