[童年] 男生 女生 傻傻分不清楚
童年的我
是各眉毛很粗的小女生
再加上媽媽嫌麻煩
把我和阿姊都剪的同樣的短髮
所以從幼稚園開始大人就總是摸摸我的頭說
"好可愛的弟弟喔"
弟你個頭啦~~~我明明就是清純可愛的小女生
話說這種慘案到國中還是不定時發生
某天我因為腸胃不適
到了家裡附近的醫院看診
還穿著國中的制服
(拍謝喔..是那種白色上衣加藍色百摺裙的普通制服)
坐在桌子前等著醫生盃盃幫我看病
而桌子對面就是努力整理病例的護士姊姊
拿著我的病例就順口問候了一下
"弟弟,你哪裡不舒服"
( ̄__ ̄)..........
我很沉默的沒有回答
正在思索我要回答什麼
然後善良的護士姊姐拿著我的病歷往下一看
看到了性別欄中的"女"字
才驚慌的大叫
"你是女的???!!!!"
很好!!!我清純脆弱的少女心又中了一刀
不過這時候我安慰自己
可能是我的下半身被桌子擋住了
所以剛好只露出穿著男女都一樣的白色上衣
沒想到過沒多久我的少女心就完全的碎掉了
國三有時候只上半天
我媽來接我下課的時候順便就到菜市場買個水果
於是我就穿著制服在水果攤晃阿晃
順帶一提---水果是擺在地上一籃一籃的,絕對沒有可以遮住我下半身的遮蔽物
然後賣水果的阿桑就很開心的跟我媽聊起天來
指著站在旁邊的我說
"唉唷~~~~你兒子長這麼大了唷"
"........................"
╯-____-)╯~═╩════╩═
阿桑阿~~~你也幫幫忙
你是看過國中男生穿著百摺裙逛大街的嗎!!!!!!!!!!
這是台灣!!!不是蘇格蘭阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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