[耍笨] .....成績單這玩意.....
看板StupidClown作者aeriel (誰說重考生不能過年~=3=)時間18年前 (2006/03/19 23:44)推噓23(23推 0噓 5→)留言28則, 19人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
那是我國中時候的事了....
那時,導師非常的"認真"每個禮拜都會整理當週小考的成績單
要我們給父母簽名
至於我那時可怕的分數...想當然爾不能給老爸老媽看到,
(不然現在我就不在這了 囧a)
於是某天我想了個主意
我把我各天考試的分數剪下來和別的同學的對調,
想說這樣就萬無一失了~<(￣︶￣)>
真要動手時,還想,既然要換就換個第一名來當當~XD
(我承認我虛榮心作祟)
剪貼完了,拿去影印,滿意的帶著成果回家
給老爸過目那張偽成績單
我:"你看你看~我考第一名耶~~~︿(￣︶￣)︿"
爸:"真的喔~那麼厲害~"
可是這樣美好的畫面三秒後就消逝了......
因為我爸:"等等...你是不是騙我!!"
我:"我哪有!!(心虛)"
爸:"你不要再狡辯了!!這張成績單有問題!你一定動過手腳!!"
我:"你說話要有證據啊!不要誣賴我!!"
爸:"那為什麼你各科分數加起來和最後的總分不一樣!!!!!!!!"
..................................................
..........爆死.....
我跟第一名的同學各欄分數都對調了是沒錯
可是我忘了把總分欄換過來.......囧rz
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