[耍笨] 經眾原po證實,耍笨真的是家族病
話說有一回老媽帶了一種水果回家,
硬是想不起來水果的名字,所以就跟老姊說:這外國的柳丁..叫做..叫做....
冰雪聰明的老姊就回答她:是"金吉利"啦~
老媽怎麼聽都覺得怪,
這時我回答:是"香吉士"吧~@@
此時,老媽跟老姊露出崇拜的眼神:對對對~是"香吉士"!!
接著,兩人又悉悉疏疏的討論:那"金吉利"是什麼?
(沈默....))
(沈默.......)
突然,老姊用牛頓發現地心引力般的驚喜音量說:
喔~對啦!"金吉利"是貓!!
金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓
金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓
金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓 金吉利是貓
看倌!
不要以為故事這樣就結束了!
事情真有那麼簡單就不是笨人做的出來的了!
我這個自認聰明絕頂的傢伙,當然當仁不讓的跳出來糾正:貓是"金吉拉"!!
老媽老姊又再度露出崇拜的表情,頻頻點頭稱是。
於是我加入戰局討論,"金吉利"到底是什麼?
笨蛋總是容易得意的,在接連兩次糾正她們之後,
我自信滿滿抬著下巴的說:
呴~"金吉利"是胃腸藥啦!!
金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥
金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥
金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥
金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥 金吉利是胃腸藥
胃腸藥是====================================> 金十字 !!
謝謝收看~
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