[耍笨] 超戲劇性的告白經驗
前幾天和幾個學生聚餐
沒想到酒後吐真言,在眾多怨男們分享的心酸事中
我聽到了一個超戲劇性的故事
有個學生為了跟女生告白
請了好幾個男生幫忙
把女生約來海邊,在女生到達前精心安排一些驚喜
他們在海灘上面用酒精劃了一個愛心
第一次試點,酒精一下子就燒完了
糟糕了,女生快到了,趕快補趕快補酒精
手忙腳亂中不小心把整瓶酒精點著了
然後就看到一團火球飛向大海(遠方傳來路人的驚叫聲)
火焰愛心計畫,失敗
火焰愛心計畫施行的另一邊
眾男生拿出仙女棒試點
其中一個男生點著了仙女棒
好高興,真好玩
於是拿起一大把的仙女棒說
「幹,真好玩,一人一支啦」
誰知道,當他用拿著燃燒中仙女棒的右手
要抽起左手中一大把的仙女棒時
整把的仙女棒都點著了
頓時所有的人都往四周逃逸
仙女棒計畫,失敗
最後只好使出必殺技
告白前請埋藏在暗處的人釋放無敵高空煙火
滿天浪漫的煙花綻放,配合月光下海浪的溫柔伴奏
想必能擄得美人歸
天算不如人算
不知道哪個笨蛋把煙火買成了沖天砲.......
「咻~~~~~~~~啪」
「咻~~~嘰~~~~~~啪」
他的愛情也隨著爆炸的沖天砲一起沒入無盡黑夜中了
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