菜鳥洗澡~
今天真是妖獸冷~~
在洗個舒服的熱水澡時...我想起以前當兵的一段往事...
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那是個還不知道撿肥皂是什麼意思的年代....
新兵訓練 進中心的第一週是個緊張到連屁都放不出來的階段~
當時我們那一連的鍋爐熱水總是燒不夠給全連洗
所以洗冷水澡算是家常便飯吧!
一連一百多個兵..
浴室當然也不夠~
所以一個隔間擠兩三個人也算是理所當然吧!
因為是夏天..大家都是男的...所以多洗個幾次也就習慣了...
新兵嘛...想要有自己的時間是不可能的~
所以時間被班長抓得死死的...
尤其遇到機車班長的時候...
三分鐘戰鬥澡 兩分半沒出來就等著被狗幹吧!
小弟我在當死老百姓的時候有個壞習慣...
就是洗澡時..站在蓮蓬頭下頂頭狂沖的摩門特...總會順便小個便~~
反正混著肥皂泡一起下水溝...也不致於弄髒了地板~
當時..我很幸運地 搶到一間浴室
洗到一半正沖水時...鄰兵洞八洞開了門..說了聲"對不起讓讓"就擠進來一起洗~
由於時間緊迫...又遇到機車班長在催命似的外面鬼叫...
所以洞八洞為了盡快把身體弄溼...就蹲到我身體下面..善加利用我沖下來多餘的水~
反正還要抹肥皂..也髒不到那裡去...
就在這個摩門特...
我那個死老百姓的壞習慣又犯了!!!
正當我陶醉在解放的快感時...
聽到洞八洞說了一句話~~
"咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?!"
咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?!
咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?!
咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?!
咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?!
咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?! 咦? 難得今天有熱水呀?!
囧rz 我頓時清醒過來!!!
以最快速度擦乾身體換好衣服
並且在爆滿笑意及歉意的心態下...衝出浴室!!
機車班長還誇我動作快呢~~
對了...
有件事忘了說~~
我記得洞八洞習慣在洗澡的時候....
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