[耍笨] 要裝做沒看到....
求學過程中,總會遇到一兩個自稱有陰陽眼的通靈王
通靈王們常常抱怨說,看到的時候也要裝做沒看到..
否則會惹麻煩.....阿飄會來強迫你幫她忙
所以通靈王的裝傻能力一流.....不只對阿飄裝傻..
對人也會裝傻
_________________以下是通靈王屁股的故事___________________
屁股,是個很乖的學生,自稱有陰陽眼......(所以他那對屁眼常看到不該看的東西)
一次聊天中,他開始抱怨自己的通靈本事給自己帶來不少麻煩..
小時候不懂...看到的時候不懂得閉嘴,於是常常生病..
長大之後.....收斂很多...
但是有個他最難忘的經驗.....
某次他晚上從學校回宿舍的時候,看到阿飄正盯著某個客人的三寶飯猛吞口水..
於是他不經意的也看了一下他..
沒想到兩個眼神就對上了...
阿飄看到他....就好像看到元寶蠟燭香一樣的興奮..
於是就"跑"了過來
沒錯是用"跑"的......還會怕車撞到他..
正當屁股心想"糟糕....又雖小了..."
"撲通!" 阿飄居然跌倒了......
屁股忍不住大笑出來....
於是他隔天又請病假了...................一請就請了七天
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