[健忘] 張釋之執法
由於下學期了,新課本也進來了,裡面的第三課就是張釋之執法了
所以國文老師就直接跳到第三課,要我們每天背一段。
第一段
釋之為廷尉。上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。
考試當天,老師要我們默寫第一段,翻譯也是。
於是,我慢慢寫下了
釋之為廷尉。上行中出渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。
由於我們老師很嚴,只要錯一個字就要留下來考,考到完全沒有錯
於是我留下來了。
老師:『葉,你怎麼都一直錯,你哪裡寫錯』
我:『我.. 我就明明寫對呀?』
老師拿起好幾張我的考卷對。
釋之為廷尉。上行中出渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。
釋之為廷尉。上行中出渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。
釋之為廷尉。上行中出渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。
釋之為廷尉。上行中出渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。
老師:『....,你寫錯了, 是上行出中渭橋,不是上行中出渭橋』
我:『咦? 是出中喔,怎麼不是中出??』
老師:『... 一直中出中出的,你是很喜歡中出喔?』
我:『.... >///<』
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