Re: [問題] 請問西遊記悟空跟唐三藏觀音大帝在講話的台詞
※ 引述《lalaking (情已逝)》之銘言:
: 想請教有人記得
: 悟空說唐三藏就像隻蒼蠅飛阿飛的那段台詞
: 什麼腸子拉一拉勒死自己的那段
: 麻煩各位解惑
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孫悟空
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你這個畜生
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你為了跟牛魔王的釀釀成親
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居然把你師父唐三藏作賀禮
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還約了妖魔鬼怪一起吃唐僧肉
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你∥不∥錯
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三八婆!
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你追了我三天三夜
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因為你是女人,我才不殺你
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不要以為我是怕了你
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悟空
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你怎麼可以這樣跟觀音姐姐講話呢
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閉嘴!
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你又嚇我!
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孫悟空,唐三藏?
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你知不知道你已經犯了彌天大罪了?
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你還搶了紫霞仙子的月光寶盒
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分明就是想避開我
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既然避不了
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我老孫就跟你決一死戰啦
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幹什麼呀?
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悟空,你也真調⒊啊
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我叫你不要亂澤東西啊
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亂澤東西是不對的
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我話沒說完,你怎麼把棍子也給澤掉了
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月光寶盒是寶物
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亂澤會染污環境!
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砸到小朋友怎麼辦?
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就算砸不到小朋友
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砸著花花草草也不好嘛
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你幹什麼?
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放手!
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你想要呀?
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你想要說清楚了就行了嘛
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你想要的話我會給你的
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你想要我當然不會不給你啦
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不可能你說要我不給你
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你說不要我卻煊要給你
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大家講道理嘛
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現在我數三下
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你要說清楚你要不要…
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孫悟空
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大家看到了
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這傢伙沒事就長実大論,婆婆媽媽
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嘰嘰歪歪
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就活像整天有一隻蒼蠅
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對不起,不是一隻
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是一堆蒼蠅圍著你
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飛到你的耳朵裡面
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救命呀…
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救命呀!
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所以我就抓住這只蒼蠅擠破它肚子
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把它腸子扯出來
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再用它腸子勒住它脖子,用力一拉
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整條舌頭都伸出來了,我再手起刀落
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整個世界清靜了
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現在大家知道
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我為什麼要殺它
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真的嗎?
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諸多借口
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你根本不想去取西經
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不管怎麼解釋也不能原諒你
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欺師滅祖的行為
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姐姐
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這是你的不對了
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悟空他要吃我
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只不過是一個構思
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還沒有成為事實
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你又沒有證據
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它又何罪之有呢?
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不如等它吃了我之後
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你有⒙有據,再定它的罪也不遲
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唐三藏,你恭嗦我早就聽說過了
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不過沒想到你居然這麼恭嗦
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我給你的金剛圈要你用來制服這猴子
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你居然不用
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那個金剛圈尺寸太差
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前重後輕,左寬右窄
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他戴上之後很不舒服
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整晚失眠,會連累我嘛
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它雖然是個猴子
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可是你也不能這樣對它呀
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官府知道會說我虐待動物的
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說起那個金剛圈…
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去年我在陳家村∥識了一位鐵匠
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他手工精美,價錢又公道
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童叟無欺
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乾脆我介纏你
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再訂做一個吧
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閉嘴!
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閉嘴!
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罪過…
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現在你能夠伐會我的痛苦了吧!
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回答我!
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搞定了
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我叫你不要亂澤東西嘛
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你看看,真是的
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妖猴受死吧!
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⒙你也想收服我!
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你以為你是如來佛祖啊
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不要打了…
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觀音姐姐
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請你放了悟空,不要傷害它
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你們不要打了…
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今天我要替天行道!
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觀音姐姐,手下留情啊
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試問人誰無過?
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它總算是我的徒弟
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徒弟有錯,做師父的也有責鲗
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求觀音姐姐放它一條生路吧
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我不消滅它
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無法向玉皇大帝交代
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我不會使你為難的
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請觀音姐姐跟玉皇大帝說一聲
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⒑僧願意一命賠一命
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正所謂我不入地獄,誰入地獄?
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求姐姐你伐諒
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我這樣做,無非是想感化劣徒
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以配合我佛慈悲的大無畏精神啊
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善哉…
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悟空,希望你有一天能夠領悟到
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你師父這種捨身取義的精神
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南無阿彌陀佛
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