Re: [新聞] 體積像月球!美政府考慮打造「死星」終極

看板StarWars作者 (㊣康少校是死到哪裡去了)時間11年前 (2012/12/17 23:20), 編輯推噓3(304)
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"We the People"是真正白宮網站上的一個請願(petition)專頁,也真的有 這一項請願,目前排到27名。 "Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016." 29,540 Signatures https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions/popular/0/2/0/ 我只能說美國人實在是非常的無聊。 不過更無聊的應該是報紙:這裡面起碼有一打比死星更重要(至少比較可行)的 議題,而且都排在前面。 1位:「立刻推動立法,處理槍枝管制問題。」這是這兩天大槍擊案的反應。 2位:「讓德州和平脫離美國並成立自治政府。」這底下在死星之前還有六個州,可 見美國人對×獨早就見怪不怪了,天天都在搞。 3位:「法律認定西區浸信教會為仇恨團體。」這是一個很激進的教會,事蹟包括反 同性戀、反猶太等,燒書的事不確定他們有沒有份。好像沒有。 4位:「撤除聯邦法案對大麻的管制,讓各州自行立法規範。」大麻除這條之外還有 兩條,也很熱門。 5位:「重新計票!」不用解釋。 6位:「支持基改食品強制標示」 7位:「撤回歐巴馬健保法案…」 8位:「要求大眾納稅資助的研究產出的期刊論文在線上免費閱覽」 9位:「彈劾歐巴馬,理由如下…」 ………………… 在這麼多之後,第27名才是: 27位:「掌握資源及撥款,在2016年前開始建造死星。」 後面是詳細列表。 Popular Petitions | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions/popular/0/2/0/   1 Immediately address the issue of gun control through the 140,699 introduction of legislation in Congress. 2 Peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United 120,229 States of America and create its own NEW government. 3 Legally recognize Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group. 95,139 4 Remove marijuana from the federal Controlled Substance Act and 70,187 allow the states to decide how they want to regulate it. 5 Recount the election! 65,269 6 Support mandatory labeling of genetically engineered foods (GMOs).51,876 7 Repeal Obamacare. It is killing jobs in this country. Thousands 46,226 have already lost their jobs because of it. 8 Require free access over the Internet to scientific journal 45,760 articles arising from taxpayer-funded research. 9 We request that Obama be impeached for the following reasons. 40,738 10 Support a law protecting states' rights to legalize, regulate and 40,035 tax marijuana like alcohol. 11 outlaw offending prophets of major religions 37,678 12 Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the 37,559 United States of America and create its own NEW government. 13 Peacefully grant the State of Florida to withdraw from the United 35,428 States of America and create its own NEW government. 14 Federally Legalize Marijuana 34,912 15 Remove the monument and not to support any international 34,495 harassment related to this issue against the people of Japan. 16 Not Allow The FDA To Regulate Premium Cigars 34,392 17 Finalize Standards for GLUTEN-FREE Labeling 32,963 18 Peacefully grant the State of Georgia to withdraw from the United 32,551 States of America and create its own NEW government. 19 Support the People of Catalonia in their effort to decide their 32,128 own future 20 Persuade South Korea (the ROK) to accept Japan's proposal on 31,723 territorial dispute over islets. 21 Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the 31,579 United States of America and create its own NEW government. 22 Repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) 30,911 23 Peacefully grant the State of North Carolina to withdraw from the 30,886 United States and create its own NEW government 24 Peacefully grant the State of Alabama to withdraw from the United 30,658 States of America and create its own NEW government. 25 The U.S. Government Must Redress Wrongs Against the Chagossians 29,971 26 Repeal the House of Representatives Resolution 121 to stop 29,872 aggravating int'l harassment by Korean propaganda & lies! 27 Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death 29,540 Star by 2016. (下略)   -- 從前有個馬鈴薯王國 有個高貴偉大的國王 有的人尊敬他 有的人畏懼他 但有個人敢看不起他不只是一條龍 嘿呵 快出動 去征服 去擺平 嘿呵 快出征 去征服那條龍 嘿呵 快出動(宰了它!轟了它!)嘿呵 快出征 去征服那條龍 :■ Potatoes and Dragons (C)Alphanim France 2004-05 :. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.45.204.234

12/17 23:52, , 1F
有笑有推~
12/17 23:52, 1F

12/18 01:14, , 2F
真正目的是要中國跟進然後推垮中國財政吧 像雷根那樣
12/18 01:14, 2F

12/18 07:27, , 3F
這我倒沒想到 :D 下週中國評論報會不會引用哪個俄國小報
12/18 07:27, 3F

12/18 07:28, , 4F
說中國將建造「龍星」比照辦理 :P
12/18 07:28, 4F

12/18 18:41, , 5F
我也覺得跟當年星戰計畫一樣 唬對手用的
12/18 18:41, 5F

12/18 21:17, , 6F
好了根本沒有啦 只是有人夠閒上請願網把他炒熱而已
12/18 21:17, 6F

12/18 21:17, , 7F
你看前面那26條每條連署都比他多 哪條成真了
12/18 21:17, 7F
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