Re: [閒聊]今天大家都在怪加拿大
Times have changed.
Our kids are getting worse.
They won't obey their parents;
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full o' lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan.
He saw the darned cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.
Well? Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway!
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck, no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch, Anne Murray, too.
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For...
The smut we must stop, the trash we must smash.
The laughter and fun must all be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming
Us!
轉自Southparkstuff.com
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