Re: [問題] 請問有人還記得亞利安星球答辯法嗎
補原文版的台詞
Ladies and gentlemen of the SUPPOSED
jury... Chef’s attorney would
certainly want you to believe that his
client wrote “Stinky Britches” ten
years ago. And they make a good case.
Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
The jury listens, intrigued.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
But ladies and gentlemen of this
supposed jury... I have one final
thing I want you to consider...
Cochran pulls down a chart with a picture of Chewbacca.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is
CHEWbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from
the planet Kashyyk. But Chewbacca
LIVES on the planet ENDOR... Now think
about that... That DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
Why would a Wookie, an EIGHT FOOT TALL
Wookie want to live on endor with a
bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? THAT
DOES not MAKE SENSE!
A murmur goes through the jury.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
But MORE importantly, you have to ask
yourself ‘What does this have to do
with this case’? NOTHING. Ladies and
gentlemen it has NOTHING to do with
this case. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
Now Cochran paces in front of the jury.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
Look at me, I’m a lawyer defending a
major record company and I’m talking
about Chewbacca! Does that make sense?
Ladies and gentlemen, I AM NOT MAKING
ANY SENSE! NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.
Now he pauses.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
And so you have to remember, when
you’re in that jury room deliberatin
and conjugatin the emancipation
proclamation -- Does it make sense?
No. Ladies and gentlemen of this
supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor YOU MUST
ACQUIT. The defense rests.
Cochran returns to his seat.
JUDGE
O...kay then.
*阿炳律師在原文版的名字是JOHNNIE COCHRAN
曾經幫Michael Jackson的孩童性侵案辯護,也曾經幫O.J.Simpson辯護過
相關資料(英文) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnnie_Cochran
*Chewbacca是星際大戰裡面的角色
214的英文劇本
http://sp.rocpoint.com/pre/b/214.pdf
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