Fw: [爆卦] 做了一個關於30秒的夢
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作者: nss0528 (小以) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 做了一個關於30秒的夢
時間: Tue Aug 11 00:09:48 2015
今天本來懷著愉快的心情回家,結果開門不到三十秒就突然昏了過去
昏昏沉沉之中做了一個奇怪的夢
夢裡面是一個前些日子造成植物學運的三十秒立委,好像是要出國
在經過機場安檢線的時候,安檢門檢測到有金屬物體發出聲響,
航警人員請他脫下手錶與皮帶的時候。
三十秒立委只從他口袋中拿出了一張名片,遞交給安檢人員,我在夢中
思考了這個動作很久,他的意思應該是"林杯立委啦!金屬門響也沒人可以攔我"
,但是可能因為拿出來的不是黨證,所以安檢人員很客氣的再次請他脫下皮帶與手
錶,重新走一次安檢門配合飛航的安全sop,
三十秒立委就有點不高興了,說脫皮帶跟手錶很難看,堅持不脫,安檢人員最後
沒有辦法,低聲的希望三十秒立委不要在大家面前拿出名片,這樣子會讓旁邊
的民眾有特權的嫌疑,如果不願意配合,可以申請走公務門。
結果立委先生就更不高興了,馬上把航警局的長官都叫來訓話了一頓,要求
長官重新檢討整個的sop流程,尤其是金屬門響時絕對不可以讓旅客脫手表、皮帶
我想他的意思,大概是即便這個旅客身上有帶違禁品的可能,也要以客為尊,
當然最後立委大人就這樣走過去了。
到這裡我就被三十秒立委的霸氣給驚醒了...醒來想想還好我只是個過客,沒有
在機場上班,真是不幸中的大幸~~
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