替代役中心的戰鬥阿伯
想必各位替代役朋友們都對成功嶺的戰鬥阿罵印象深刻,我們這一梯的時候因為分隊長
們沒有管好他們的中隊。戰鬥阿罵竟然把他們全叫過去罵了一頓,然後還叫他們在那邊罰
站,可說是戰鬥力相當強大。
進來某替代役中心之後,竟然發現一位老先生的戰鬥力可以跟戰鬥阿罵匹敵,就姑
且稱他為戰鬥阿伯吧!這位戰鬥阿伯是所有阿伯之中火力最強大的,他的幾項武器令人聞
之喪膽!第一個就是他的冷笑話攻擊,每次我們在點名的時候他就會講一些自以為有趣的
話,像是[有問題的舉腳!不然舉手好了。],或是當我們中心有人在點名聊天時他會說[盡
量聊阿!怎麼現在不聊了],然後逼我們留在點名的地方罰站。第二項武器是他的怒吼,有
看NBA的都知道NBA有位怒吼天尊,戰鬥阿伯的吼功比較特別,有一種滄桑又帶著歇斯底里
的感覺,讓人覺得他是不是忘記吃藥了,還是從哪一個醫療機構偷偷溜出來的。今天早上
不知道哪位役男得罪他,今天阿伯把氣出在我們身上,基本教練10幾分鐘,完全不在乎我
們上勤會不會遲到。
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