[心得] 向之前的神等級模考作文致敬
身為高二生，也該是準備學測的時候了，因此我打算練習英文作文以爭取好成績。
不知道有沒有學長姐在北模的時候也寫到以「暑假想完成，但爸媽可能不准的事」為主題的作文？
我前幾天看到那篇作文，差點跪下來，因為真的太好笑了XD
（以下是我的仿作）/
I want to meet the real Doge,which is a well-known meme through the internet. While I told my mom about my dream ,she just asked me to go to bed from getting late the next day.
"She doesn't take it as a important event !Her daughter is going to see the most famous Shiba Inu,isn't she?" I whispered.
Furiously,I fell asleep with tear on my face.From then on,I made up my mind to save money for the plane ticket,since Doge didn't reside in Taiwan but in America.In order to reduce the cost of my life,I walked to school everyday,even though it had taken me more than 20 minutes to go to school by bus.On top of that,I wasn't late for school everyday !
when I was on my way to Taoyuan by bus,where I was going to take the plane,I phobbed my phone to kill time.Then,I just cried out so loud that every passengers stared at me.Doge didn't live in the USA,she lived in Japan!Worse yet,Doge wasn't her real name!!!!
Although Doge wasn't there,I still go to America for discovering something more interesting.
Ultimately, I land on Alaska,which is a place coverd with snow.I was so excited to stay in the white world that I forgot my pursuit for meeting Doge.In stead,there were quite a Huskies next to their keepers.Other meme I had seen on the internet is Moon-moon,which was a silly name of a wolf ,yet the name was used to describing a dumb Husky.Full of ecstasy,I rushed to them,asking the keeper for taking a picture with those Moon-moons.Fortunately ,the keeper was nice,she not only made me take pictures but
provide me with a cup of hot cocoa.I love Moon-moon,and not a fan of Doge anymore!
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