[紅襪] 紅襪爆發內部重大危機

看板RedSox作者 (Idiot也強過偽君子)時間17年前 (2008/04/20 17:07), 編輯推噓59(59推 0噓 5→)
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http://0rz.tw/5d3Wo "Free Ice cream machine!!!!" 紅襪球員休息室內的冰淇淋機,向來是胖子軍團們脂肪與熱量的來源, 可以說少了這台無怨無悔付出的機器,就沒有過去幾年輝煌的戰績 誰知人算不如天算,這台機器居然在無良資本主義管理階層的壓迫下被迫移除. 沒冰淇淋吃的球員們相當震怒,連合約到2010年的Beckett都表示無法理解球團高層這種 不民主的做法,表示在球團裝回機器前,他會不斷要求被交易出去 “I want to be traded,” Beckett told Francona “I’m going to ask to be dealt unless the Red Sox put the ice cream machine back in the players’ lounge,” As Beckett talked of his intentions, another concerned party, third baseman Mike Lowell came over to reiterate the team’s concern "I don’t know why we can’t have ice cream,” the injured veteran said. “We won the World Series with it there.” 世界大賽功臣,白髮蒼茫的Lowell也在一旁嘆道:「唉 我們辛苦了一輩子為球隊贏得冠軍, 不就是想吃口冰淇淋嗎?」言語間盡是無奈與滄桑. 據了解Francona為了先安撫球員浮動的軍心,已向上級呈報這個狀況,但高層至今仍然不願 做回應. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.150.91
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04/20 17:09, , 1F
[震怒] 辛苦養大我肚子的機器竟然沒了!!!
04/20 17:09, 1F
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04/20 17:11, , 2F
幹~太搞笑了啦...XDDD 可以拍成電影嗎
04/20 17:11, 2F
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04/20 17:13, , 3F
靠腰也太好笑了....好歡樂XDDDD
04/20 17:13, 3F
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04/20 17:19, , 4F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
04/20 17:19, 4F
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04/20 17:42, , 5F
教練...我要吃冰淇淋
04/20 17:42, 5F
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04/20 17:58, , 6F
老爹瘦下來的原因公開了
04/20 17:58, 6F
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04/20 17:59, , 7F
Free Ice cream machine!!!!
04/20 17:59, 7F
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04/20 18:19, , 8F
改賣台灣剉冰, 熱量應該在允許範圍內
04/20 18:19, 8F
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04/20 18:25, , 9F
波士頓剛開季不也是很冷嗎 難道那個時候還有球員吃冰- -a
04/20 18:25, 9F
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04/20 18:28, , 10F
XDDDDDD
04/20 18:28, 10F
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04/20 18:30, , 11F
哇賽 這超歡樂的 ㄧ整個有種愚人節文章的味道
04/20 18:30, 11F
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04/20 18:30, , 12F
一人一信要求高層給冰淇淋機
04/20 18:30, 12F
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04/20 18:32, , 13F
不就是想出口冰淇淋XDD
04/20 18:32, 13F
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04/20 18:32, , 14F
吃
04/20 18:32, 14F
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04/20 18:34, , 15F
哈哈哈...歡樂胖子隊
04/20 18:34, 15F
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04/20 18:36, , 16F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/20 18:36, 16F
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04/20 18:39, , 17F
北極應該是想交易到有Free Ice cream machine的隊囧
04/20 18:39, 17F
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04/20 18:44, , 18F
完了完了 咩妮明年留不住了...
04/20 18:44, 18F
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04/20 18:47, , 19F
哈哈 原PO的翻法 我們翻譯教授會給很低分喔 不過我喜歡~
04/20 18:47, 19F
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04/20 18:53, , 20F
教練~ 我想吃冰
04/20 18:53, 20F
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04/20 18:59, , 21F
媽呀 這太可愛了喇 因為冰淇淋而震怒 XDDDDDDDD
04/20 18:59, 21F
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04/20 19:01, , 22F
終於知道肚子的來源了XDDDDDDDD
04/20 19:01, 22F
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04/20 19:10, , 23F
好歡樂
04/20 19:10, 23F
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04/20 19:15, , 24F
XDDD...
04/20 19:15, 24F
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04/20 19:44, , 25F
真歡樂XDDDD
04/20 19:44, 25F
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04/20 19:51, , 26F
XD
04/20 19:51, 26F
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04/20 19:53, , 27F
白髮蒼茫的Lowell....XD 辛苦一輩子就是為了一口冰淇淋XD
04/20 19:53, 27F
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04/20 19:56, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDD
04/20 19:56, 28F
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04/20 19:58, , 29F
真是一支很特別的球隊啊= = 其他球隊有這麼搞笑的嗎= =?
04/20 19:58, 29F
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04/20 20:08, , 30F
Theo: 這台機器是 Mirabelli 裝的, 現在....
04/20 20:08, 30F
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04/20 20:12, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/20 20:12, 31F
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04/20 20:13, , 32F
靠杯XD
04/20 20:13, 32F
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04/20 20:16, , 33F
XDDDDDDD 太好玩啦!!
04/20 20:16, 33F
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04/20 20:17, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/20 20:17, 34F
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04/20 20:29, , 35F
Free Ice cream machine!!!
04/20 20:29, 35F
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04/20 20:44, , 36F
超好笑XDDD
04/20 20:44, 36F
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04/20 20:47, , 37F
鄉民還笑! 球員好可憐 都沒冰可以吃 一點同情心都沒有!
04/20 20:47, 37F
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04/20 20:57, , 38F
趕快裝回來吧～胖子都不胖子了
04/20 20:57, 38F
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04/20 21:19, , 39F
賣肉也太好笑了吧～～～
04/20 21:19, 39F
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04/20 21:25, , 40F
好可愛
04/20 21:25, 40F
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04/20 21:42, , 41F
太好笑了..為了冰淇淋機 不斷被要求交易出去..
04/20 21:42, 41F
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04/20 21:53, , 42F
XDDDD
04/20 21:53, 42F
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04/20 22:10, , 43F
以他們的薪水 自費買一台不難吧 = =
04/20 22:10, 43F
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04/20 22:12, , 44F
應該是高層不準吧 上面有講那台是Mirabelli裝的阿~
04/20 22:12, 44F
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04/20 22:22, , 45F
幹！這麼歡樂~~~~
04/20 22:22, 45F
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04/20 22:22, , 46F
因為貝利爺走了，所以把機台帶回家?
04/20 22:22, 46F
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04/20 22:25, , 47F
叫Cash買一台啊！XD
04/20 22:25, 47F
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04/20 22:34, , 48F
這讓我想起去年威力魔敲完全壘打吃布丁的樣子
04/20 22:34, 48F
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04/20 22:41, , 49F
XDDDDDD 有好笑到 紅襪球員永遠都這麼可愛
04/20 22:41, 49F
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04/20 23:14, , 50F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/20 23:14, 50F
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04/20 23:18, , 51F
XDDD 紅襪就是這麼有趣!
04/20 23:18, 51F
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04/20 23:21, , 52F
太扯了啦XDDDDD
04/20 23:21, 52F
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04/20 23:35, , 53F
冰淇淋這麼美味,應該芬威裡頭擺很多冰淇淋機的@@
04/20 23:35, 53F
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04/20 23:56, , 54F
綠色怪物的計分板應該找一格改成冰淇淋機
04/20 23:56, 54F
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04/20 23:56, , 55F
It's so funny!XDDDDDD
04/20 23:56, 55F
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04/21 00:15, , 56F
K中綠色怪物才准吃冰淇淋嗎??
04/21 00:15, 56F
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04/21 00:18, , 57F
以後要一轟才能拿一支冰淇淋!!
04/21 00:18, 57F
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04/21 00:21, , 58F
可以用買的 Damon可以拿球迷丟給他的錢去買
04/21 00:21, 58F
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04/21 01:10, , 59F
我想要老爹幫我裝一球～
04/21 01:10, 59F
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04/21 09:15, , 60F
Free Ice cream machine!!!!
04/21 09:15, 60F
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04/21 12:36, , 61F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/21 12:36, 61F
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04/21 12:59, , 62F
XDDDDDD
04/21 12:59, 62F
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04/21 15:26, , 63F
manny可以在他的小角落藏一台
04/21 15:26, 63F
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04/21 22:03, , 64F
XDDDD
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