Re: [AI. ] Top 5: Neil Diamond's week
AI真是越來越冷了 (茶)
我現在在思考，到底小弟提早走人，
還是finale輸給大廚，哪個比較好?
小弟若提早走人，我應該會冷眼冷語戰死其他四個人(三個、兩個?)全家；
可是興致勃勃地翹課看finale，卻看到大廚眼光泛淚得冠軍，然後小弟在一旁
悲傷的微笑(ˊˋ)，我也不.....不想接受.....
雖然我得早點做好這種心理準備，因為任何一種，
依現在的情勢看來，都太可能發生。
唉，所以說太早成為front-runner果然不是什麼好事。
當大家都把他視為冠軍熱門的時候，期待當然就越大。
假設小弟這週進了bottom 2, 他的fans應該會動員起來，以防之後被淘汰，
但這也大大減低了他得冠軍的可能性；
假設他沒掉入bottom 2, 如果他再沒有"特別突出"的表現(這邊指的是Imagine等級的
表演) 很有可能在Top 3 or 4意外出局。
唉，越打越覺得心煩，弟迷現在要做的是就是投票，跟學習接受吧，
不管後果是什麼。
(不好意思，上面打了一堆沒相關的，廚迷別介意，我對大廚沒意見，
只是小弟長久以來被外國鄉民們酸over-rated, pimpchuleta, 可是
冠軍還不是很有可能被大廚抱走，唉。)
【警告】 以下將走毒舌風，每個人我都會批，如果不能接受的人請不要往下看，
純屬娛樂，並無惡意。強烈建議捲迷不要看XD
Round 1:
Jason Castro - "Forever in Blue Jeans"
嗯嗯，這週證明了，白捲二人徹底證明這季有最強的Top 12，
但Top 5呢?
捲頭的表演就那樣，我能理解有人想跳過的心情，
清新風剛開始耳目一新，但久了都是那一套，在這個庸俗的大舞台上，
反而讓人想打哈欠。
捲頭的極限巔峰在哪? Hallelujah ? 前面還不錯，後面那個高音好可怕。
Over the Rainbow ? 抱歉我一點都不覺得特別好，Simon那句fantastic還有
iTunes的熱賣，都讓我強烈懷疑自己耳朵被dreads堵住了，可能吧。
I Don't Wanna Cry ? 錄音版還不錯，現場有點虛，但捲頭現場一向有點虛，
拿這個來怪他真是太苛責了，這又不是歌唱比賽! 是娛樂秀! 你看捲頭盡心盡力
地用他漂亮的眼睛娛樂我們，還偶而打個哈欠，跪在螢幕前，不然就不時地使出
放空大絕 (Uhh?) ，你能抗拒地了他嗎? 不能嘛!! Vote, vote, vote!
咦我剛剛有說這不是歌唱比賽嗎? Vocal不重要啊。
David Cook - "I'm Alive"
嗯嗯嗯，搖下去就對了啊! 反正怎麼搖大家怎麼愛，不論是觀眾或是
評審都一定超買帳的啊，尤其其他人又像爛泥一樣不爭氣，大廚連編曲
都不用偷就樂勝啦! 回想起當年大廚鬱悶地覺得大家口中的David都是小弟，
現在終於出頭天，是AI的搖滾新寵兒，應該又會忍不住涕泗橫流吧。
令我好奇的是，奇怪，回頭看看Top 12以前的表演，其實跟現在也沒差多少啊，
怎麼搞得他好像是匹無敵大黑馬一樣? 所以是以前評審不識貨，Top 12才清醒過來?
我看，除非再一次像Innocent那次鬼上身外，大廚的冠軍路前途無礙啊。
How can David Cook win this ?
外表。 (改了兩次髮型，人一紅就跟著越來越帥，外表很重要耶，
不然你以為浴缸怎麼被陰掉的?) check!
才華。 (無庸置疑啊! 不用多說了吧。雖然早期有編曲爭議，但一首
Always Be My Baby 把大家迷得暈頭轉向，誰還記得那種無聊
的往事啊!! Eye-f**king 也是大廚的一項絕技喔 ^_<) check!
評審力捧。 (Keep pimping~~~~Keep keep pimping~~~ ) check!
Orginality ("The most original contestant we ever have." by 懶弟) check!
Personality (又是帥氣Rock Star 又是Word Nerd，太迷人的反差，偶而還會頂頂
評審嘴，有時在節目上真情流露，個性搞笑好相處，這種冠軍哪裡找?
去Axium裡找好了.....) check!
擊倒小弟 (小弟大概忘個詞就掰了(可能性比白雪重來還高)，這小鬼連聲音都還沒
長好動不動就破音，又只能唱ballad，除非idol single想陰大廚，
小弟要怎麼贏啦!!!) check!
是誰說小弟鐵定會拿冠軍的，給我站出來跟The Next Amercian Eye-F**King Idol...
I mean, The Next American Idol 大廚道歉!!!!
Brooke White - "I'm a Believer"
我唯一聽過的尼爾戴蒙歌，奇怪為什麼白雪唱到名曲的機率這麼高XD
總之，像是團康活動的大姐姐，而且嗑了一點藥，
賽門說是場噩夢，還好啦，白雪唱這種歌都會先吃點藥的，別怪她，
這不是她的錯。
一樣，像捲頭，同樣的東西用久了就是會膩。
不過人正有加分，就像捲頭眼睛有加分(對我沒加分就是了)。
(對不起，我辭窮了，不知道要鞭什麼)
某專家如此形容這場表演:
「像個用力在街頭賣藝吸引硬幣進盆賺取學費的苦命少女
聽不出輕鬆的堅定的激勵，只聽得到疲憊又掙扎的苦情
但可喜的是，比起捲頭的便秘，白雪已進入浣腸階段了
雖然她的靈氣與苦氣一瀉千里，但相較捲頭假高潮真便
秘的演出，觀眾的痛苦感倒還算在忍耐限度之內。」
幹太強了。
我果然心地善良不適合毒舌 (遠目)
David Archuleta - "Sweet Caroline"
不要以為這次唱兩首快歌，就能證明自己不是只能唱ballad，
歌曲本身就滿無聊的，然後有高音上得很勉強，要不是我先愛你，
我大概也會覺得平平吧。(喔不對，其實我已經覺得平平了)
不過聲音本質是不錯的，需要選對歌，就是這樣。
還有笑容真可愛，雖然唱得不特別好，但看到笑容就很想投票，
難怪會有人說你賣臉了。
爭氣點啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syesha Mercado - "Hello Again"
不知道為什麼我覺得是第一回合最佳。
飄飄音準就別多提了，不飄要怎麼當阿飄?
第一回合:
殺 > 廚 > 弟 > 白 > 捲
Round 2:
Jason Castro - "September Morn"
Boring.
Good-bye, but we might see you next week.
Wooo~~ It's all about dreads and beautiful eyes.
You can't blame Paula, she DID see the future.
David Cook - "All I Really Need Is You"
Better than the first song.
Pimp, pimp, pimp.
I really can see he win this during his performance.
Brooke White - "I Am...I Said"
Much better than the first one.
Brooke White is definitely in her comfort zone.
I think it was a pretty good performance.
Can she sail to the the next week?
Ummmmmmm, I think it depends on how beautiful Jason's eys are.
David Archuleta - "America"
Another forgettable song.
But I think it's better than the first one.
He cracked his voice once.
I'm not sure which one happened more frequently,
forgetting his lyrics or cracking his voice?
Pimpchuleta is still pimpchuleta. But not the judges' favorite
boy anymore. Now it is David Cook's era! He's the one to beat!
Don't be sad, Archie. I'm willing to adopt you!!
"Yo, you're the BOMB!!" Randy Jackson says that every time.
And I'm really worried that someday Baby David will explode.
(Can I have a piece of him?)
Oh, the truth is, Amercia is tired of Predictable Archie, they now are
falling in love with Daring Cookie. So, if David Archuleta doesn't give us a
"Imagine" moment again, we will say good-bye to the innocent, adorable
angel very soon. (Yeah, Castronauts are more conscious that they are in
big danger than Arch Angels who daydreaming all day about Achie winning
the title.)
So, don't be too surprised when it comes to a David C. v.s. Jason final.
(Although I strongly think that it will be easier if they just give Cook
the title without any singing, it's really tempting that we could avoid
three same songs from Mr. Castro.)
Actually, I still love David Archuleta. It's such a hard thing to resist
his perfect smile.
How Can David Archuleta win this?
Keep smiling.
KEEP SMILING.
And probably not gonna win this only by smiling:(
Err, you have to let us see how good you are!!!
Bring the David Can-you-IMAGINE-how-good-he-is Archuleta back!!!
Syesha Mercado - "Thank the Lord for the Night Time"
Pretty nice.
Forget about the pitch problem, it coud be a characteristic.
Simon said she could be in trouble.
Well, I don't know.
There were too many dramas this season.
Second Round :
Screesha = Cook > Archie = Brooke > Jason
Who should go?
Jason Castro, why are you still here?
Jason: Because Brooke White is still here! kerker
Who will go?
IT WON'T BE ARCHULETA, PLEASE!!!
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