Re: [笑話]為什麼有隻狗比有個老婆好?
※ 引述《kinnard (面前路徑須令寬)》之銘言：
: 以下轉貼自蕃薯藤
: Why having a dog is better than having a wife
: 為什麼有隻狗比有個老婆好?
: 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
: 狗喜歡你把很多東西散落一地.
good
: 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
: 狗並不恨它們的身體.
good
: 11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
: 狗很少活得比你久.
good
: 12. Dogs can't talk.
: 狗不會說話.
不會多話就很棒了
: 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day
: 要出門時, 你不用等狗. 它們是 24 小時隨時可以跟你走.
good
: 16. Dogs like to go hunting.
: 狗喜歡去打獵.
good
: 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
: 另一個男人很少會去偷你的狗.
good
: 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get
: another dog?"
: 狗不會在半夜叫你起來並問, "如果我死了, 你會再找一隻狗嗎?"
excellent!
: 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
: pervert...
: 狗可以讓你套個釘式的套環在脖子上, 而不會說你變態.
從沒想過...
: 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
: 狗不會阻止你買新車.
剛好相反...
: 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
: 在車上時, 你的狗絕不會堅決的要求開暖氣.
good
: 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
: 狗不會讓雜誌上的文章來告訴它們如何過生活.
excellent!
: 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
: 當你的狗變老的時候, 你可以把它安樂死.
How dare you!
: 29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
: 狗是禁止進入 Bloomingdales 或 Neiman-Marcus 百貨公司.
Wonderful!
我，我啥都沒說......
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