[閒聊] 2015/04/20 盤中閒聊
一天,小偷的兒子對爸爸說:“爸爸,我要像你一樣以偷為生,你教我怎麽偷東西吧!”
小偷看著兒子那副尖嘴猴腮的模樣、好逸惡勞的個性,心想若不學偷,這個孩子日後或許
會餓死,便答應了。
一天晚上,小偷帶著兒子到了一個大房子前,在墻上挖個洞,爬進大房子。他們找到
儲存間,小偷便叫兒子進去找些值錢的東西。兒子一進去,小偷便在外面將儲存間的
門鎖上,同時跑到天井裏大喊大叫,吵醒這家人,隨即便從墻上的洞溜了出去。
這家人知道遭了盜竊,全家都出來查看,看到墻上的洞,以為小偷已經溜走了。此時主
人便叫傭人點上蠟燭到儲存間看看不見了什麽。小偷的兒子在儲存間千萬遍地咒罵他的爸
爸,當他聽到有人要到儲存間查看時,更是嚇得腿都軟了,但沒有辦法,只好躲在儲存間
的門後。傭人一打開儲存間的門,小偷的兒子便衝出來,一口氣吹熄了蠟燭,推開傭人,
拔腿就跑。這家人便大呼小叫地在後面追,逃跑中,他看到有口池塘,便拾起一塊石頭丟
到池塘裏,在這家人圍著池塘邊尋找偷兒的“屍體”時,小偷的兒子已回到家裏。
他正想指責爸爸的殘忍,爸爸先開口了:“兒子,告訴我你是怎麽回來的?”聽完了兒子
的故事,小偷說:“孩子,你已學會怎麽偷東西了。”
小偷的本事不在偷,而在於危急的時候怎麽逃。
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