[轉錄][耍機] 七龍珠
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作者: leeew (誠實可靠小郎君) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [耍機] 七龍珠
時間: Fri Mar 31 02:11:34 2006
這是個我在軍中服役的朋友的故事,就叫他小高吧。
因為本人已經快要畢業(理論上),突然想到兵役問題,
也想起了我在軍中的友人,突然一種物傷其類的感嘆,
讓我想要打個電話給快要退伍的小高。
"喂,小高啊!"
"靠盃衝三小啦,拎盃在睏啦!"
"阿幹就想說你快要退伍了,打個電話給你恭喜一下啊。"
"靠盃還有四天啦。"
"幹還真好命,你剛剛在幹麻。"
"幹就下午無聊,跟學弟在玩七龍珠啊。"
"靠盃三小七龍珠,你們在打超悟空傳喔?"
"幹就今天下午我吃飽飯沒事到處晃,看到一群學弟在草皮上沒事做,
我他媽心情就很不爽,這樣哪是保衛台灣海峽的軍旅男兒。
為了提振這群濫兵的士氣,我就叫他們過來集合,
叫他們再這片草皮上給我找出七顆大小一樣的圓形石頭,
太大太小老子都不要,一定要剛剛好。
"靠盃你也太無聊了吧!"
"幹這都不是重點,重點是這群濫兵把石頭找回來之後,我就發下立可白,
叫他們在石頭上畫一到七顆星,每顆星都要有一顆石頭。"
"= =”"
"等他們弄好了呢,我就把這些石頭亂丟,然後要他們去找七龍珠,
再中午的大太陽底下,這些濫兵要在半小時之內把七顆龍珠從草原中找出來,
幹不然他們今天就有的爽了。"
"哈哈哈哈哈~~~~幹你真靠盃!!!!"
我原本以為故事就在要這邊結束,沒想到我太小看小高這個雞八人了.....
"等這些菜兵把七龍珠找回,我叫他們把所有的龍珠排好,
然後呢,我就開始許願;
神龍啊神龍,我希望現在有一包煙。
然後我的學弟們就去買煙了。"
"= ="....幹你一定會被投訴....”
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想要的話.....
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