ㄐ一 ㄅㄞ學長
要我每天幫你折衣服,送到你櫃子裡面去
你鞋子拖了亂扔,每次都要我幫拎著你的臭鞋幫你擺放整齊
你每天睡到六點七點,我站夜衛兵還是五點起床打掃
尿尿、喝水也要跟你報備,吃飯吃慢也要被你唸
吃飯、自由時間和同梯講話也不行,搞什麼白色恐怖
我從沒用過電刷,你就罵我書呆子,我只不過比你多念了高中大學
我是輪機兵,我卡鐵屎卡很慢你也要一直罵
我要負責艙底、艙面外加纜繩,你他媽的槍帆兵只要負責艙面
你專業都是班長可憐你給你簽的,你真的教的很差
班長唸我一句,你就威脅我不要給我再犯,你比班長還兇
每天查艙後狂點煙、大聲講電話、喝酒,我睡你旁邊我活該
我每天從早忙到晚,你從早爽到晚、醉到晚、茫到晚
幹,「學長」這東西實在太機掰了
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