[轉錄] [無言] 誰說 台灣人很冷漠......

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: ongong (ongong) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 誰說 台灣人很冷漠...... 時間: Thu Sep 11 20:13:26 2008 剛剛 就在剛剛 我親身經歷了台灣人的守望相助..... ***********************************************咦~~愛珠姨喔...******** 我妹妹過一陣子要結婚了 所以 最近都在買東西 當然包括 金光閃閃的首飾 買完首飾之後 也是金光閃閃的妹妹閃光去開車 妹妹在店門口等她的閃光......車停超遠的...... 因為 他們之後要去挑婚紗.....不方便帶著貴33的東西..... 媽媽就派我這個待業中的廢物....去金飾店拿首飾回家.... 到了店門口....我妹妹在說手機.....一直說一直說...... 這時 我的眼睛喵到了警察(視力2.0).....沒帶證件的我 害怕被開單的我..... 就直接拿走妹妹手上裝首飾的袋子....... 原先 想說跟著路邊攤販一起躲警察..... 就在我拿完東西 催油門的那瞬間......... 妹妹突然在摩托車後面跟著跑 還大聲叫 "喂~~~喂~~~~喂~~~~~幫我攔住他......" 金飾店+全罩安全帽+穿吊嘎拖鞋+沒聽到妹妹呼喊的我=搶匪...... 賣雨傘的 賣刮刮樂的 賣羊奶片的 賣衣服 包包的 所有的老闆 不分男女 不分老少 全衝向我.......(按 找工作有這麼搶手就好.....) 然後 我摔車跌倒了..... 大家很有默契的一起揍我...... 賣刮刮樂的還拿柺杖.....一直戳我...... 我還聽見了海角七號的台詞"按""靠凹""妖壽""你娘的""少年人好手好腳".... 終於 我妹妹趕到了......警察也到了.....路人也到了(來鼓掌叫好的)..... 紅著臉的妹妹......跟大家解釋誤會.....大家一臉尷尬....有的碎碎唸...... 之後 就不敬禮解散了......... 全身是傷的我......半毀的新安全帽......摔的很慘的機車......... 這就是 台灣人有人情味的代表啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 這才是 愛．歹．玩．．．．．．．．．．．．．．． 相供歹玩謀穩亂.............. ******************************************************真相分格線****** 手機通話中....... 母:"(前略).....妳順便叫你二哥買醬油跟雞蛋........" 妹:".......好....." 邊跑邊喊 "喂~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~~幫我攔住他....." 為了醬油跟雞蛋......真是 太超過了........... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.133.200.132
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09/11 20:15,
誣告雖，拍拍原po
09/11 20:15
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09/11 20:15,
不錯阿~你還活著上B咧
09/11 20:15
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09/11 20:16,
XDDDDD 拍拍
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09/11 20:18,
XDDD
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09/11 20:19,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/11 20:19
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09/11 20:19,
"按""靠凹""妖壽""你娘的""少年人好手好腳"
09/11 20:19
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09/11 20:19,
XDDDDDDDD醬油跟雞蛋(拍拍
09/11 20:19
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09/11 20:20,
XDDD
09/11 20:20
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09/11 20:20,
XDDD
09/11 20:20
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09/11 20:20,
原PO要認命 醬油炒雞蛋都比你的命還重要
09/11 20:20
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09/11 20:21,
XDDDDDDDD
09/11 20:21
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09/11 20:22,
喂~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~~幫我攔住他
09/11 20:22
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09/11 20:22,
XDD 拍拍~
09/11 20:22
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09/11 20:23,
的
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09/11 20:23,
XDDDDDD
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09/11 20:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 20:24,
拍拍,太有人情味了(其實警察也不會隨便臨檢呀.不要慌XD)
09/11 20:24
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09/11 20:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(噴紅茶)
09/11 20:24
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09/11 20:24,
好可憐=口=
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09/11 20:24,
機車和安全帽沒事吧!?
09/11 20:24
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09/11 20:26,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 給原po拍一下~(笑完才要拍人家XDD)
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09/11 20:26,
XD
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09/11 20:26,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 20:27,
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 這篇可以當版標XDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/11 20:27
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09/11 20:27,
雖然覺得很可憐,但是我還是笑了XD
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09/11 20:27,
M起來M起來XDDDDDDDD
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09/11 20:28,
囧囧囧...醬油、雞蛋...二哥好可憐！可是好想看圖....
09/11 20:28
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09/11 20:28,
你妹也很寶 幹麻要大家攔住你
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09/11 20:28,
這個好笑
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09/11 20:28,
XDDDDDD 拍拍
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09/11 20:28,
雖然原po有慘到，可是我還是XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/11 20:28
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09/11 20:29,
機車怕被開什麼單?
09/11 20:29
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09/11 20:30,
.....有笑點 哈哈
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09/11 20:30,
愛台灣的表現阿..哈哈..委屈你了
09/11 20:30
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09/11 20:30,
有笑有推
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09/11 20:31,
ha ha
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09/11 20:31,
好笑有推
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09/11 20:32,
好可憐 哈哈哈
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09/11 20:33,
笑死了 噴飯了
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09/11 23:12,
摳連喔...........
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09/11 23:14,
好可憐喔~~給你拍拍:)
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09/11 23:17,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:18,
哈哈....太可憐咧.....
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09/11 23:20,
XDDD 原PO好可憐~~拍拍~
09/11 23:20
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09/11 23:20,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:21,
好可憐喔 XDDD
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09/11 23:21,
這個太好笑了啦！
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09/11 23:27,
身體不夠強健的話，當場就被打死了吧！ = =
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09/11 23:27,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:27,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:27,
原PO看起來好欺負? 被鄉民圍毆...
09/11 23:27
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09/11 23:30,
借轉，感謝︿︿
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09/11 23:30,
今天的文章都好好笑...快支持不住了="=
09/11 23:30
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09/11 23:31,
用肉身見證真情XXD 原PO好耶~
09/11 23:31
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09/11 23:32,
你妹很天兵 還好你沒斷手斷腳
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09/11 23:36,
活著真好
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09/11 23:36,
那耶架雖洨 XDDDD
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09/11 23:40,
荷包蛋+醬油都勝過原PO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:41,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:42,
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:43,
有這種妹妹..╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭..
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09/11 23:43,
XD
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09/11 23:48,
五告雖XDD
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09/11 23:49,
我要寫個慘字.......
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09/11 23:50,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:53,
我要幫你寫個慘字~XDDDDD
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09/11 23:53,
其實我一定也會下重手狂打.......
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09/11 23:55,
.........XDDDDD
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09/11 23:55,
XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/11 23:56,
拍拍
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09/11 23:57,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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-- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.230.99.120
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09/12 00:05, , 1F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDJ丟西歹玩郎阿
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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倒楣+1
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有笑有推
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09/12 20:40, , 6F
我笑了！ＸＤＤ
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