[轉錄][無言] 搶電腦
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作者: mixrap (mixrap) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 搶電腦
時間: Fri Apr 4 01:08:18 2008
兩個表弟從小就愛搶電腦
總是搶到吵架打架不歡而散
但舅舅和舅媽早就習已為常
某天
表弟們在樓上玩電腦
我在樓下和舅舅舅媽一起吃飯看電視
突然
樓上傳來了非常激烈的吵架聲
沒錯 他們又在搶電腦了 = =
我看著舅舅舅媽仍老神在在的吃著飯
心裡不免有點擔心…
樓上不知會不會愈演愈烈呢
大表弟:為什麼 我先的
小表弟:哪是 是我先的
大表弟:你去吃屎啦
小表弟:你才喝尿啦 幹
喔 都罵三字經了…
我再次偷瞄兩位長輩…
舅舅與舅媽還是好像什麼都沒聽到一樣繼續吃飯看電視
此時樓上,傳來一句…
「哩喜勒靠背喔」
舅媽:喂 恁兒子在叫你 (笑的很大聲)
舅舅一句話也沒說
再來立即又從樓上傳出…
「我才塞恁娘勒」
舅舅:換哩啊啦 恁兒子在叫妳 (冷眼看舅媽)
所以連我也忍不偷笑了出來
想我自己應該是小題大作了
原來這樣的事件在舅舅舅媽家算是是一場溫馨的家庭趣事呢
但就在此時樓上又來了…
「幹,你媽被狗咬啦!」
「幹恁娘,你媽才被狗咬啦,幹!」
舅媽:干恁周馬沙歹擠 (飯筷放下拿起衣架衝上樓)
我:ㄟ 舅舅 我先回外婆家喔
舅舅:喔 好
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