[轉錄][無言] 老師,他還在穿褲子唷
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作者: jay94715 (哈姆杰杰>M<) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 老師,他還在穿褲子唷
時間: Thu Jul 16 22:23:22 2009
某次去補習班的時候
因為某生手機響了
台上的老師變態的嘿嘿笑說:我們來訂個約法三章吧,以後只要誰手機響了
誰就把手機交出來給老師我來接
誰就把手機交出來給老師我來接
誰就把手機交出來給老師我來接
只見台下每位學生惶恐的把手機紛紛轉為震動
更狠的還有關機或拿去教室外(怕被偷還乾脆找廁所隱密地方藏)
不過....關機不是最一勞永逸的方法嗎 囧
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某次上課
老師:OK... 現在我們教到了....blah..blah
(噹噹噹 噹噹噹)
老師的臉突然轉為變態笑容:嘿嘿?誰~ 的~手機~響~啦
(此時老師講出來話的節奏很像:誰~躲在~深海~的~大鳳梨裡~)
只見把手機藏在廁所的學生安穩的搖了搖頭,準備看好戲之貌。
接著看到的是早把手機關機的同學科科笑,拿起藏在抽屜的零食喜孜孜的坐著。
最後看到的是把手機轉震動的同學確認不是自己的手機響後,鬆了口氣比出SAFE的手勢。
.............................
(噹噹噹 噹噹噹)
手機持續響著................
沿著聲音仔細聽......................
老師:大家安靜~仔細聽~(笑)等等........靠腰是我的!!!!!
(老師時常就有課堂罵髒話習慣,此時罵出的髒話更是打從心底的肺腑之言阿!!)
就在老師即時想拿出他的手機按掉的同時
靈敏的第一排女同學以迅雷不及掩耳的蛇形手臂抽走了那隻手機.........
女同學:(按下接聽鍵)請問...你找~誰~呢?(嬌嗔)
電話那頭的人:我找..........
女同學:
喔~他喔~呵呵~他正在穿褲子呢~等等再打吧(掛斷)
喔~他喔~呵呵~他正在穿褲子呢~等等再打吧(掛斷)
喔~他喔~呵呵~他正在穿褲子呢~等等再打吧(掛斷)
留下在台上臉都綠了的老師.......................................
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