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"A Teardrop from People" Even those who have not known Ma Ying-jeou are somewhat familiar with the story behind him. More than five years ago, Ma Ying-jeou, the beloved of King Pu-tsung, a party member in KMT, was elected president while Chen Shui-bian was in his corruption crisis. Such was King Pu-tsung's love for Ma Ying-jeou that he determined to create an incomparable ghost island for him. 689 supported to work on this project. Wu Den-yih and Lin Yi-shi were invited to witness the moment when Taiwan's economy would collapse and Formosa would become one part of China.The construction lasted for eight years before its completion. Soon after that, the workers lived in the island would be provided 22k salary and Ma would be the Chief Executive just like Hong-Kong. From across the Taiwan Strait, he would kowtow day and night to Beijing as a loyal mayor of PRC. 609 DPP supporters, calling Ma "a jogging president," once wrote in praise of his lasting stupid, "The 633 policy collapsed into dust,President Ma sold out Taiwan, but that poison American beef still imported in our island. "Such… is the foolish of Ma Ying-jeou that even an international magazine like The Economist, after seeing his incompetence, had to admit his incapability of managing the ghost island. The Economist simply said, "Mr. Ma is, beyond the power of words to say it, an ineffectual bumbler, perhaps the dumbest of human being." Nearly all the great presidents in the world inspire awe with a certain masculine quality─if not aggressiveness, then arrogance or pomposity. The remarkable feminine characteristic of Ma Ying-jeou makes him one of the very few exceptions: the gentle yet rich and full contours─weak, powerless, and sissy. Perhaps no other president in the world is as bumbler and yet so inaccessible as Mayor Ma. There is no hope without occurring a huge Typhoon disaster to see him. With no opportunity to see Ma and no food to eat enough, he only said to his people “You see me now, don't you?”and “One bento can't satisfy you, then you can buy two!” Admiring the girl not breathing in the water for two minutes in front of him, he adored her patience. Observed from the back or from the side, Mayor Ma is just perfect. The magic lies in his white marble teeth, which reflects the sunlight and the moonlight. His lover, as a result, changes at different times of the day. Bathed in the light of the setting sun, he claims …「逆轟高灰！！」 Wearing the swim trunks, Mayor Ma shines brightly when the precious muscle ─in all colors─reflect the moonlight spilling upon the terrace. Yet, when he wears suitcase again next morning, a sissy bumbler appears instead. Unfortunately, the livelihood of the people seems to receive little attention. Along the nearly bankruptcy of the only labor insurance that protects the labors,Lasting ghost island, after all, is often accompanied by sorrow. ─Originally written in Chinese by Lily Hsueh. Translated into English by Eve Chang. Adapted by a156712 ---- joke首PO，鄉民請鞭小力一點XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.250.179 ※ 編輯: a156712 來自: 140.112.250.179 (11/26 03:00)

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