[囧rz] 數學不好可千萬別學法語 zz
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作者: QHD (QHD) 站內: joke
標題: [囧rz] 數學不好可千萬別學法語 zz
時間: Thu Nov 13 19:56:53 2008
法國人﹐法語要說法語數字還真簡單。70說成60+10(Soixante-dix)﹐71是
60+11……以此類推.79就是60+10+9。
那麼﹐80該怎麼說﹖如果以為是60+20那可就太沒有想象力
了﹐我們法國人不光會加法﹐還會乘法﹐所以80就是4x20(Quatre-vingts)。
到了說99﹐那就要用得上三則運算了﹕4x20+10+9(Quatre-vingts-dix-neuf)。我不知
遇到了多少外國人﹐特別是美國人﹐就是在念到了99的時候決定放棄法語學習的。
也許是為了進一步迷惑外國人﹐法國人念電話號碼不像我們習慣一個數一
個數地念。比如61718098﹐法國人不是念成6-1-7-1-8-0-9-8﹐而是兩位兩位地念
61-71-80-98。
如果法國人告訴你他的電話號碼﹐你可聽好了﹕60+1﹐60+11﹐4x20﹐4x20+10+8。
聽法國人說電話號碼﹐你剛記了一個4﹐後面突然冒出來個20﹐所以得趕緊把4塗了﹐
改成80﹐精神始終處於準亢奮狀態。>
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